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  1. Tom Cruz is going to be pissed.

  2. …and Tom Cruise. All short people really.

  3. JimBB

    Publicist 1: He doesn’t want to wear the t-shirt. He’s sick of talking about Groot.

    Publicist 2: Just tell him it says “I Am Great.”

  4. “You guys, it was me the whole time in a suit!! I swear! I brought Groot’s emotions to life!!!”

  5. Riddick would not be impressed by this asshole.

  6. Vin’s getting closer and closer to coming out of the closet. Baby steps, Vin, baby steps.

  7. Slappy Magoo

    That’s the twin brother of Evan Handler that their parents kept hidden in the crawlspace.

  8. dennis

    His shirt should read “I am not Pitbull.” So I can tell those two apart.

  9. Johnny Barbells

    Paul Giamatti.
    I’m jus’ sayin’…

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