superficial

  1. How do we know that there really is a baby in that blanket? For all we know Kim is hiding her baby in her ass.

  2. …BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP… Clear! OK, just a little further back!

  3. Cock Dr

    This photo is so shocking for 2 reasons.
    Kim is apparently actually lifting the baby for a reason other than a photo angle.
    Kim isn’t aligning her cleavage towards the cameras for maximum breast exposure.
    If it wasn’t for the shrink wrapped buttocks I would have serious doubts that this was even Kim.

  4. 20-1 Kanye’s under that blanket afraid of being raped by the paparazzi.

  5. anonymous

    So is that bundle of toilet paper back from Mexico? I wonder if she’s shushing the paps again.

  6. cc

    Her ass is actually kind of revolting.

  7. kravdan

    That guy on the left looks like he’s going to go home and swallow a bottle of sleeping pills.

  8. Robb7

    120 lbs. of deformed ass being supported by 8 inch legs — priceless!

  9. yourmom

    Do spanx not come in black?

  10. “Ma’am. It’s not going to fit your baby AND your ass…It’s only a stretch limo, after all!”

  11. maoix

    “If we name the kid North, things can’t go south, right?” “Uh…right, right.”

  12. …jesus, she’s not even trying to be discreet about smuggling the body out of there…

  13. ThrewUpInMyMouth

    Great fashion choice, North!

    Anyway you can get your MOM to wear it full time?

  14. Guy on the left: *whisper* ” I really love it when you rub your tits against me…do it again after you get the baby in the car.”

Leave A Comment