How do we know that there really is a baby in that blanket? For all we know Kim is hiding her baby in her ass.
Maybe she stole the “walk around with the empty stroller to cover up your crime” plot line from Law & Order: SVU. Reports of kidnapped baby in 3…2…
Yep…. there’s no baby. That’s a fully cooked ham in that blanket.
…BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP… Clear! OK, just a little further back!
This photo is so shocking for 2 reasons.
Kim is apparently actually lifting the baby for a reason other than a photo angle.
Kim isn’t aligning her cleavage towards the cameras for maximum breast exposure.
If it wasn’t for the shrink wrapped buttocks I would have serious doubts that this was even Kim.
20-1 Kanye’s under that blanket afraid of being raped by the paparazzi.
So is that bundle of toilet paper back from Mexico? I wonder if she’s shushing the paps again.
Her ass is actually kind of revolting.
That guy on the left looks like he’s going to go home and swallow a bottle of sleeping pills.
120 lbs. of deformed ass being supported by 8 inch legs — priceless!
No shit … like the Japanese businessmen said about Joanie when they came to visit the office on Mad Men: How does she not fall over??
Do spanx not come in black?
“Ma’am. It’s not going to fit your baby AND your ass…It’s only a stretch limo, after all!”
“If we name the kid North, things can’t go south, right?” “Uh…right, right.”
…jesus, she’s not even trying to be discreet about smuggling the body out of there…
Great fashion choice, North!
Anyway you can get your MOM to wear it full time?
Guy on the left: *whisper* ” I really love it when you rub your tits against me…do it again after you get the baby in the car.”
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