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  1. Steelerchick

    When’s she due?

    Jul 22, 2011 at 2:10 pm /  Reply /00
  2. It had to be said

    Someone needs to fire their stylist. ASAP.

    Jul 22, 2011 at 2:12 pm /  Reply /00
  3. Lemmiwinks

    Damn, that’s too bad. Time to start dressing your age, Mel.

    Jul 22, 2011 at 2:20 pm /  Reply /00
  4. Richard McBeef

    she needs uterus suspenders

    Jul 22, 2011 at 2:29 pm /  Reply /00
  5. c-h

    Death Becomes Her – the reboot!

    Jul 22, 2011 at 2:36 pm /  Reply /00
  6. TomFrank

    Seen here after being rejected from Univision’s “Bailando con los Famosos.”

    Jul 22, 2011 at 2:46 pm /  Reply /00
  7. Cock Dr

    I’m starting to see more & more visible tattoos on old people.
    This is not a good trend.

    Jul 22, 2011 at 2:49 pm /  Reply /00
  8. Deacon Jones

    I think Antonio Banderas should be nominated for an Oscar for being able to achieve an erection with this.

    Jul 22, 2011 at 2:54 pm /  Reply /00
  9. Eric

    Gunt

    Jul 22, 2011 at 3:02 pm /  Reply /00
  10. Tracey

    “What? What? I don’t speak Spanish you little Mexican Bastards! Where’s my freaking Mojito?”
    “God dammit Carlos, I can’t see a thing in these glasses, lead me to the green room!”

    Jul 22, 2011 at 3:13 pm /  Reply /00
  11. cleverrobot

    I think the dress should be wearing the glasses and hiding its identity, not her.

    Jul 22, 2011 at 3:28 pm /  Reply /00
  12. Siloporcen7

    I thought it was Nicole Richie for a second

    Jul 22, 2011 at 3:57 pm /  Reply /00
  13. McFeely Smackup

    Uh Melanie…”longer” is not a synonym for “bigger” when we’re talking about cleavage.

    Jul 22, 2011 at 4:17 pm /  Reply /00
  14. wanker

    Spanx, please.

    Jul 22, 2011 at 4:21 pm /  Reply /00
  15. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Embossed Leather Vintage Bag

    Jul 22, 2011 at 4:34 pm /  Reply /00
  16. guestspeaker

    this is how *NOT* to wear a bandage dress

    Jul 22, 2011 at 5:07 pm /  Reply /00
  17. Chris

    I see your Spanx.

    Jul 22, 2011 at 5:12 pm /  Reply /00
  18. Flynbyu

    Who new the Joker had a thing for Antonio?

    Jul 22, 2011 at 5:30 pm /  Reply /00
  19. PoorMaryKelly

    C’mon! At least put your teeth in before you leave the house.

    Jul 22, 2011 at 5:40 pm /  Reply /00
  20. Govt. Cheese

    White women don’t age well.

    Jul 22, 2011 at 7:17 pm /  Reply /00
  21. GuyLeDouche

    And it’s “Grab a Granny” night, or “Asga una noche de la abuelita” down at the Univision Green Room party.

    Jul 22, 2011 at 10:30 pm /  Reply /00
  22. BurntWater

    Sorry to break it to you Mel, but that outfit just ain’t… working girl.

    Jul 22, 2011 at 11:47 pm /  Reply /00
  23. john

    Oh fuck! Cover up please!

    Jul 23, 2011 at 12:28 am /  Reply /00
  24. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    You don’t need to read the sell by date stamped on her arm to see she’s way past expired.

    Jul 23, 2011 at 12:34 am /  Reply /00
  25. Venom

    What a fucking trashy tattoo.

    Jul 23, 2011 at 1:18 am /  Reply /00
  26. LISALOVE

    Granny put you tits back in the dress, no one wants to see that shit.

    Jul 23, 2011 at 1:59 am /  Reply /00
  27. DeCaig

    It’s either a bad looking Melanie Griffith or a good looking Courtney Love….well, less worse looking Courtney Love.

    Jul 23, 2011 at 3:16 am /  Reply /00
  28. vitobonespur

    Melanie Griffith is smiling because she just found out that she is her own grandmother.

    Jul 23, 2011 at 3:26 am /  Reply /00
  29. Sedel

    They call this a bandage dress. She should have kept going and mummified herself.

    Jul 23, 2011 at 6:13 am /  Reply /00
  30. Squishy

    Are you supposed to wear panties under a white dress?

    Jul 23, 2011 at 12:00 pm /  Reply /00
  31. Mancuso

    Still better than Paz de la Batshit, plus I’m in a forgiving mood for her leggings pic the other day.

    Jul 23, 2011 at 5:00 pm /  Reply /00
  32. cutthecrap

    I hope the old folks home knows where Melanie is

    Jul 24, 2011 at 2:56 am /  Reply /00

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