1. Steelerchick

    When’s she due?

  2. Someone needs to fire their stylist. ASAP.

  3. Lemmiwinks

    Damn, that’s too bad. Time to start dressing your age, Mel.

  4. Richard McBeef

    she needs uterus suspenders

  5. c-h

    Death Becomes Her – the reboot!

  6. TomFrank

    Seen here after being rejected from Univision’s “Bailando con los Famosos.”

  7. Cock Dr

    I’m starting to see more & more visible tattoos on old people.
    This is not a good trend.

  8. Deacon Jones

    I think Antonio Banderas should be nominated for an Oscar for being able to achieve an erection with this.

  9. Tracey

    “What? What? I don’t speak Spanish you little Mexican Bastards! Where’s my freaking Mojito?”
    “God dammit Carlos, I can’t see a thing in these glasses, lead me to the green room!”

  10. I think the dress should be wearing the glasses and hiding its identity, not her.

  11. Siloporcen7

    I thought it was Nicole Richie for a second

  12. Uh Melanie…”longer” is not a synonym for “bigger” when we’re talking about cleavage.

  13. Spanx, please.

  14. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Embossed Leather Vintage Bag

  15. guestspeaker

    this is how *NOT* to wear a bandage dress

  16. Chris

    I see your Spanx.

  17. Who new the Joker had a thing for Antonio?

  18. PoorMaryKelly

    C’mon! At least put your teeth in before you leave the house.

  19. Govt. Cheese

    White women don’t age well.

  20. GuyLeDouche

    And it’s “Grab a Granny” night, or “Asga una noche de la abuelita” down at the Univision Green Room party.

  21. Sorry to break it to you Mel, but that outfit just ain’t… working girl.

  22. john

    Oh fuck! Cover up please!

  23. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    You don’t need to read the sell by date stamped on her arm to see she’s way past expired.

  24. Venom

    What a fucking trashy tattoo.


    Granny put you tits back in the dress, no one wants to see that shit.

  26. It’s either a bad looking Melanie Griffith or a good looking Courtney Love….well, less worse looking Courtney Love.

  27. vitobonespur

    Melanie Griffith is smiling because she just found out that she is her own grandmother.

  28. Sedel

    They call this a bandage dress. She should have kept going and mummified herself.

  29. Squishy

    Are you supposed to wear panties under a white dress?

  30. Still better than Paz de la Batshit, plus I’m in a forgiving mood for her leggings pic the other day.

  31. cutthecrap

    I hope the old folks home knows where Melanie is

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