Is she carrying the umbrella to keep the sun off of her because of her albino complexion or that she would sweat some of those pounds off?
is she eating for two or is she two
Even camels get fat, apparently.
She does have two humps, er, colossal thighs
nips need alignment.
the umbrella says it’s raining, but according to her nipples, it’s 10 minutes to 3:00.
Girl, you need to change that last name to Mess Hall! Oh, snap! [moves head in circle on shoulders]
The one person on the planet who thinks Jessica Simpson’s one pound a week diet plan is “too aggressive”.
You know it’s bad when your labia occupy more space than your titts.
Wow, this happened fast.
Turns out she’s only at all hot when surrounded by gay fellows.
At first, I thought this was Phoebe Price. But then I noticed there was no cleavage.
Debra Messy walked around with a petition today to have Krispy Kreme start making home deliveries.
Still has the bird chest and no boobs. The rest is somewhat better though.
Had she taken more care w/appearance, she’d look better than the boney ass bitch she was before…Scroll up, look again…. Nope.
Wow. I didn’t think it was possible for her to get fat. Fuck it. I like her thin and I like her fat. Looking pretty good here.
She’s taking the divorce well.
So that’s why her show is called “Smash?” Because she’s slowly becoming as big as the Hulk?
That Mary Poppins remake looks awful.
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