1. Josh


  2. Perplexity

    Is she carrying the umbrella to keep the sun off of her because of her albino complexion or that she would sweat some of those pounds off?

  3. Emma Watson's Vagina

    is she eating for two or is she two

  4. Johnny P!

    Even camels get fat, apparently.

  5. nips need alignment.

  6. the umbrella says it’s raining, but according to her nipples, it’s 10 minutes to 3:00.

  7. Frank Burns

    Girl, you need to change that last name to Mess Hall! Oh, snap! [moves head in circle on shoulders]

  8. Smapdi

    The one person on the planet who thinks Jessica Simpson’s one pound a week diet plan is “too aggressive”.

  9. superdouche

    You know it’s bad when your labia occupy more space than your titts.

  10. DeucePickle

    Wow, this happened fast.

  11. Turns out she’s only at all hot when surrounded by gay fellows.

  12. At first, I thought this was Phoebe Price. But then I noticed there was no cleavage.

  13. Bionic_Crouton

    Debra Messy walked around with a petition today to have Krispy Kreme start making home deliveries.

  14. Still has the bird chest and no boobs. The rest is somewhat better though.

  15. Brenny

    Had she taken more care w/appearance, she’d look better than the boney ass bitch she was before…Scroll up, look again…. Nope.

  16. Wow. I didn’t think it was possible for her to get fat. Fuck it. I like her thin and I like her fat. Looking pretty good here.

  17. tlmck

    She’s taking the divorce well.

  18. Swearin

    So that’s why her show is called “Smash?” Because she’s slowly becoming as big as the Hulk?

  19. That Mary Poppins remake looks awful.

  20. catapostrophe

    New York does have a lot of great restaurants.

  21. Debra — Call me!
    *****Dr Vitobonespur, OB,Gyn…Always at Your Cervix*****
    ******Breast Realignments a Specialty!

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