Seal picking up the kids from Heidi Klum's apartment in New York City. (July 19, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Ok I know models often go for ugly guys but you’re gonna tell me Heidi looked at that face and said “Oh yeah, I want that the rest of my life”???
I recall an interview with Heidi where she was asked about their first meeting.
Apparently it was what was below the face that got her attention.
the antique camera
The manicured, painted toenails?
The cock ?
Oh wait, sorry, I’m no good at this
the be-dazzled sandals?
The winner is commenter DeucePickle….Heidi claimed that Seal was wearing tight bike shorts… a garment that must have really flattered his meat package if it was the bait that snared a supermodel.
It was his singing. Women are turned on by their ears, and not their eyes. Hence the term “groupie”.
Before I read who this was I thought Birdman (the rapper) had made off with someone’s kid.
Too bad it isn’t him. Then you could caption this, “Up in the air, junior Birdman!”
“An action scene from Candyman IV is shot on the streets of New York City”
“Touch my cameras and I’ll beat your ass like I did your mother! Now get ready to fly you little shit!”
Like an eagle…to the sea…
With parenting skills such as these, at least he still has his good looks.
Picking up the kids? Abducting them seems more likely.
That’s the one who was touching all of Seal’s shit.
…and every kid within line of sight now believes 100% in the boogeyman.
Alien ass probe or picked up by Seal. Hmm, I’m thinking…
After his son made fun of his sandals by accusing Seal of stealing them from Klum’s closet, Seal became furious and threw his son through the front window of a store.
Seen here demonstrating how to get a kiss from a rose on the grave…on asphalt.
In my country.. This is how we remove da evil spirits.
And does the evil spirit usually pick you up off the ground if it takes over you?!!!
I don’t think Heidi knows about Seal picking up the kids based on everyone’s reaction, but no one tells Seal what he can and cannot do!
Scared dude in the back clutching the door is hilarious.
But yea, he should stop.
There were more photos on another site that showed more of what he was doing. He was picking them up and playing with them while putting them in the vehicle. It was really cute.
“This is how we pick up the kids in Africa! But usually they’re dead….”
ROOAAAAAR! Fire BAD!
Someone needs to call in an Amber Alert!!
Oh, so it’s fine when he does it, but when I pick a kid up nut-first I have to move and introduce myself to all of my neighbours.
And don’t forget the “paperwork” down at the constabulary.
“Someone open the lid on the BBQ…this kid’s gettin’ pretty heavy…”
“get in the car, you little mud crab!”
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