“Yes, I’m sorry Ms. Williams. I AM gonna have to charge you the carry-on charge…”

I’m surprised THAT can be a professional athlete.

“First class and business aren’t big enough ma’am. Have you tried cargo?”

Finally, an airline that lets you bring your own parachute

Yes, that’s a damned big ass, but I have little doubt that she can kick ALL of our asses.

I wish they got a shot of how she paid for her ticket. Do grizzly bears pay for goods and services with pine nuts or salmon?

Now that I think of it, don’t you need a quantum harmonic oscillator as part of Schrödinger equation in quantum mechanics? I can’t believe I overlooked that. I need to write this stuff down. Fuck it. Sir? More pie please.

“Dammit… GUYS, BREAK OUT THE EXTRA WIDE METAL DETECTOR!”

I’m into the big booty, so I approve.

shes a beast. amazing athlete and fun to watch…especially when she mouths off and goes ghetto on the referees

That will be for two seats maam?

That’s a huge bitch!

Vegan fail

It’s tough having a 4:3 body in a 16:9 world.

Made his living beating up on little Russian girls.

I get that sane look on my face at the DMV.

Look at her, I am not saying shit. Fuck that, I am not getting my ass kicked.

“A post-op Sideshow Bob, returning from Thailand…”

Chaka Khan, let me rock you
Let me rock you, Chaka Khan
Let me rock you, that’s all I wanna do

I want to lick her crack from front to back.

She looks really disappointed that they’re not performing a cavity search.

First-time ‘People of Walmart’ Wimbledon champ.

“So the fee to remove the arm rest is HOW much?”

Wonder if she’ll get through security smuggling those hams.