superficial

  1. “Yes, I’m sorry Ms. Williams. I AM gonna have to charge you the carry-on charge…”

  2. vgrly

    I’m surprised THAT can be a professional athlete.

  3. Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy

    “First class and business aren’t big enough ma’am. Have you tried cargo?”

  4. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Finally, an airline that lets you bring your own parachute

  5. Cock Dr

    Yes, that’s a damned big ass, but I have little doubt that she can kick ALL of our asses.

  6. I wish they got a shot of how she paid for her ticket. Do grizzly bears pay for goods and services with pine nuts or salmon?

  7. Perplexity

    Now that I think of it, don’t you need a quantum harmonic oscillator as part of Schrödinger equation in quantum mechanics? I can’t believe I overlooked that. I need to write this stuff down. Fuck it. Sir? More pie please.

  8. Colin

    “Dammit… GUYS, BREAK OUT THE EXTRA WIDE METAL DETECTOR!”

  9. Animal

    I’m into the big booty, so I approve.

  10. lily

    shes a beast. amazing athlete and fun to watch…especially when she mouths off and goes ghetto on the referees

  11. Boo

    That will be for two seats maam?

  12. dudelookslikealady

    That’s a huge bitch!

  13. It’s tough having a 4:3 body in a 16:9 world.

  14. tlmck

    Made his living beating up on little Russian girls.

  15. Brenny

    I get that sane look on my face at the DMV.

  16. El Jefe

    Look at her, I am not saying shit. Fuck that, I am not getting my ass kicked.

  17. ChickenHawk

    “A post-op Sideshow Bob, returning from Thailand…”

  18. Mike701

    Chaka Khan, let me rock you
    Let me rock you, Chaka Khan
    Let me rock you, that’s all I wanna do

  19. I want to lick her crack from front to back.

  20. She looks really disappointed that they’re not performing a cavity search.

  21. journalschism

    First-time ‘People of Walmart’ Wimbledon champ.

  22. “So the fee to remove the arm rest is HOW much?”

  23. Wonder if she’ll get through security smuggling those hams.

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