“Yes, I’m sorry Ms. Williams. I AM gonna have to charge you the carry-on charge…”
As well as for extra seating…
I’m surprised THAT can be a professional athlete.
I agree, an abundance of muscle usually says desk-jockey to me.
“First class and business aren’t big enough ma’am. Have you tried cargo?”
Finally, an airline that lets you bring your own parachute
Finally, an airline that lets you bring your own flotation device.
Yes, that’s a damned big ass, but I have little doubt that she can kick ALL of our asses.
I wish they got a shot of how she paid for her ticket. Do grizzly bears pay for goods and services with pine nuts or salmon?
Now that I think of it, don’t you need a quantum harmonic oscillator as part of Schrödinger equation in quantum mechanics? I can’t believe I overlooked that. I need to write this stuff down. Fuck it. Sir? More pie please.
“Dammit… GUYS, BREAK OUT THE EXTRA WIDE METAL DETECTOR!”
I’m into the big booty, so I approve.
shes a beast. amazing athlete and fun to watch…especially when she mouths off and goes ghetto on the referees
That will be for two seats maam?
That’s a huge bitch!
It’s tough having a 4:3 body in a 16:9 world.
16:9 is widescreen?
Made his living beating up on little Russian girls.
I get that sane look on my face at the DMV.
Puts on glasses…same look.
Look at her, I am not saying shit. Fuck that, I am not getting my ass kicked.
“A post-op Sideshow Bob, returning from Thailand…”
Chaka Khan, let me rock you
Let me rock you, Chaka Khan
Let me rock you, that’s all I wanna do
I want to lick her crack from front to back.
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