1. Perplexity

    Yo, Jabba. What are the gloves for – cross training of pastries and raisinettes?

  2. The gloves help her get a better grip on the ham-hock she eats for breakfast.

  3. vgrly

    I understand she’s a biker chick but is there a large enough bike for her?

  4. Johnny P!

    When you hit it (somewhat) rich with hit movies, don’t you hire a nutritionist and personal trainer?

    • You saw what happened to Jonah Hill’s career when he lost weight. When you become famous, your appearance is frozen in time…any changes, you’re DONE.

      that’s why Jewell’s teeth are still all jacked up.

      • DeucePickle

        I was just about to say something about Jonah Hill.
        Something like how I’m not going to make fun of her weight cause we will just bitch when she loses it anyway.
        Plus she looks awesome here.

      • I really don’t think Sandra can be more than 2 or 3 pounds overweight, if at all. I just don’t see what all the fuss is about.

  5. Bubble

    Those pants look like they are snatched from Chris Farley’s storage locker.

  6. Jack

    Finally, the Juggalos get to see what Violent J looks like without his face paint.

  7. broduhjenner

    Where’s the third Wilson sister?

  8. tlmck

    Wardrobe by Heavy D.

  9. ChickenHawk

    “The Heat” is emanating from her inner thighs…

  10. hijkmno

    i love her! wouldn’t want to see her naked, but i LOVE her:)

  11. blonde

    She is one of the funniest chicks ever. Love her.

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