Staring at the helpings of raisins, Ashton suddenly has a moment of missing Demi. Then he sees the peaches and realizes he really wants to bang the chick in front of him in the line.
Overwhelming evidence that Milla Kunis has a thing for douchebags.
oh that means i have a chance .yay!
God, Bill Paxton never ages!
What’s bred in the bone will out of the flesh…
“What’s that smell? It smells like an used up douche.” *sniffs self* “Oh, it’s me.”
Shouldn’t that be ‘iOwa’ ?
Sources say he was froozen like this for hours, mumbling: The darkness. That cold, dry, menopausal darkness…
The man must be writhing in his grave trying to end this shit.
I can’t believe this dickwad is banging Mila Kunis. He’s already got a plum job that someone warmed up for him. So he has to grab off the hottest chick in town, too? Pecker!
Not a chance I’m believing that rumor! (no pun intended)
that hair! he looks like Richard Kiel! http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001423/
not exactly in Mila Kunis’ league!
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