1. Perplexity

    Staring at the helpings of raisins, Ashton suddenly has a moment of missing Demi. Then he sees the peaches and realizes he really wants to bang the chick in front of him in the line.

  2. Method douchery….

  3. Cock Dr

    Overwhelming evidence that Milla Kunis has a thing for douchebags.

  4. irocksocksoff

    God, Bill Paxton never ages!

  5. Johnny P!

    What’s bred in the bone will out of the flesh…

  6. Bubble

    “What’s that smell? It smells like an used up douche.” *sniffs self* “Oh, it’s me.”

  7. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Shouldn’t that be ‘iOwa’ ?

  8. Beaver Underground

    Sources say he was froozen like this for hours, mumbling: The darkness. That cold, dry, menopausal darkness…

  9. Henry

    The man must be writhing in his grave trying to end this shit.

  10. I can’t believe this dickwad is banging Mila Kunis. He’s already got a plum job that someone warmed up for him. So he has to grab off the hottest chick in town, too? Pecker!

  11. rat_mort

    that hair! he looks like Richard Kiel!
    not exactly in Mila Kunis’ league!

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