You seriously get no love, bro.

Seems odd that he’d be cast in a movie about something he has no experience with.

His idea of “Very Good Girls” are the ones that tell him where their brothers are hanging out that night.

jake, sitting in time-out after not being a very good girl

“That fucking bitch…rejected me again! If I can find someone to help I’m gonna go beat the shit out of her…”

Sad when someone is so dull and lame you can’t come up with anything to say about him. Other than you can’t say anything.

apparently to get very good girls require that a man wears capri pants (or some variation thereof).

I wish I am the floor that he’s sitting on