Seen after waking up on the park bench
He just looks like he stinks all the time…
Accessories by Shakira
Why does a quote from “Archer” fit so perfectly?
“Ants are going to be the least of your worry, Smackhound… running around barefoot like that.
“Hello? Hookworms? Get in my feet!”
Or *whatever*… some kind of worms… will go in your feet… (drinks) “
I want Russell to have free front row passes for every screening of The Dark Knight Rises until the risk of copycats subsides.
“Just a bit too soon” — the ghost of George Carlin.
Oooh… side-eye from the back guy.
It’s the best part of the photo. :D The first thing I noticed too.
Ugh! – direct quote from Miley Cyrus.
Extra non fuctioning belt? Check.
Shoes? Check…wait what?
Nope, still a cock…
Aw… Did “Hipster Jesus” ruin his girl jeans?
Your move, Jesus.
Even Casper Van Dien’s all like WTF?
The suave fashion sense and inherent sophistication of this shining example of British elegance is totally beyond belief. I would bet that when asked his name he says, “Brand. Russell Brand.”
Hipster Jesus walks on pavement. People are stunned.
“Ok Britney I walked through a public toilet barefoot. What’s next? … I’m sorry could you repeat that. It sounded like you said, ‘Get a golf club and shave your head.'”
The arrival of Christ in Hollywood went unnoticed thanks to his Sodomite wardrobe assistants.
how desperate is he for attention? must you walk around with no shoes for people to notice you? dude, come up with funnier humor, maybe then ppl will give a s***!
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