superficial

  1. Ice(d Latte) Man

  2. Down to only three frappe machiatos. Good for him.

  3. Little Tongue

    To think that I used to touch myself thinking of him (a million years ago, obviously)…

  4. JC

    “I’m your huckleberry….flavored coffee drink.”

  5. 3 drinks and a sack of food…but you know there’s nobody else sharing them, you just know it.

  6. Frank Burns

    How nice of Val to buy a mid-afternoon snack for Jessica Simpson.

  7. Beaver Underground

    Our dog has the same facial expression when a cat tries to steal food from his bowl.

  8. ” *sigh* The new Batman movie opens tonight. Comfort food, Val. Comfort food.”

  9. Sven Golly

    Rumer Willis in 20 years.

  10. Emma Watson's Vagina

    “That’s another fine mess you’ve gotten me into”

  11. I’ll be your huckleberry…pie.

  12. Henry

    Even the Porsche’s thinking that’s a lot of food.

  13. Raoul

    “Dick In A Bag! Whaddaya think? I’m tellin ya, it’s gonna catch on!”

  14. tlmck

    I thought there was a health dept. regulation against food delivery guys wearing open toed shoes.

  15. Lord Invader

    You’ll always be Bloatman Forever to me, Val Kilmer.

  16. just me

    Actually, It looks like he’s lost some weight. I don’t see his stomach sticking out. In the past you would see that no matter what he had in front of his belly.

  17. mamamiasweetpeaches

    He was hot once. ONCE.

  18. I’m gonna make him a sandwich he can’t refuse…

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