“If you listen closely, you can look at my boobs.”
Ya gotta stop with the plastic surgery, hon. Your vagina is in the middle of your chest now.
“Hello? Yes, this is Has-Been”.
What are those nice seniors doing at that den of iniquity?
“Siri, What room is my coke dealer in?”
“You’re right, honey, I *can* hear the ocean.”
“Yes, her nipples are enormous and hard. Always. Listen! I’m looking at them right now! Hon, you’re going to have to send your boy-toy a picture, this is killing my neck.”
Please stop breast feeding in public.
“And this is the sound of my lips flapping together when I walk too quickly.”
“The Veronica Mars producers said congratulations on your Emmy nomination, but no, they’re not bringing you back for the movie because in case you forgot, your character was shot dead.”
This has-been, old fracker just got nominated for an Emmy — for his role on Mad Men!!!
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Harry Hamlin and Lisa Rinna at Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood. (July 18, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN