superficial

  1. looks a little carrie brownstein faced here.

    • As sandy replied, in the time of recession a secret made stand her in her daily life. She makes up to $7850 each month by working on computer for just few hours. Here that site is……xurl.es/9tm8v

  2. My God, man… how many nipples does she have??

  3. When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
    I sprang from the bed, to see Brad & Angelina leave a flaming bag of poop on my doorstep.

  4. Jake

    She’s turning the corner fast. Pregnancy is going to send her looks into a tailspin..

  5. TDIII

    I thought Lily Tomlin had been out of show business for years.

  6. No kid, but already looks like somone’s mom.

  7. 1hunglo

    I think I know where she’s hiding the nuts

  8. ruckus

    I hope she plays the Squirrel.

  9. “Marty…? Marty, is that you?”

  10. That’s the same expression I get on my face whenever “Friends” come on.

  11. Hey it’s Helen Mirr…I mean Jennifer Aniston!

  12. caley

    “Hey you kids! Get off my lawn!”

  13. Passerby on set: “Jennifer Oldistan! Your acting sucks and your career is over! You should just jump”

    Jennifer’s face reveals the truth: “He’s not wrong”

  14. Man, Helen Mirren *does* look great!

  15. Urbanspaceman

    Did she have her implants removed when Angelina…naaa…

  16. tlmck

    If she gets mad and quits the project, they could just stick that wig on Heather Locklear and not even have to reshoot any scenes.

  17. “If I jumped right now, I bet you I could catch up with my career.”

  18. Woone P. Tiggins

    Eh, I’d still bang the shit out of her.

  19. “…and a loaf of rye bread! And butter! Unsalted! And a People magazine! Not the issue with that Tomb Raider bitch on it!…”

  20. Jim

    This picture was taken in the alternate universe where an army of surgeons, nutritionists personal trainers, stylists and other various gurus don’t make Jennifer Aniston’s appearance the central preoccupation of their lives.

    The alt-Universe is known scientifically as The America Everyone Else Lives in Every Day of Their Poor Lives.

  21. She reminds me of Maggie Gyllenhaal with that hair
    .

  22. sweeny todd

    the writing on this site sucks now. the best part is the comments.

  23. Kerot

    Upon realizing she is finally aging, Jennifer Anniston heads for the open window.

  24. anonymous

    It’s that 45 year old barrier. She’s finally crossing it.

    It doesn’t mean she doesn’t look good; it’s just she’s beginning to show her age.

  25. kb

    I thought that was Sissy Spacek at first.

  26. Helen Mirren looks fabulous.

  27. It’s good to see Heather Locklear again.

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