Robert Pattinson at LAX. (July 17, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Seen here volunteering for the tertiary screening.
Getting used to being around people with actual emotions after being with Kristen can be tough.
“Hello, Mr. Pattinson. As part of your pre-flight boarding process, I’m required to show you these *other photographs* of Kristen with the directors of her other movies…”
“Really? Your survey says nobody remembers who I am? Already? . . . Fuck.”
“No, I really am British. Look at these eyebrows!”
“No, seriously I’m not actually a vampire, look, Wrinkles.”
“You don’t find me attractive? Really? I mean… I’ve never… I’m just… wow…”
Stiffler can’t believe it.
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