Alicia Keys in New York City. (July 14, 2011)
Shouldn’t be out on the tennis court practicing?
Shouldn’t she be out on the court practicing, that is.
What the fuck happened here? Last I remember her was when her first hit came out…. so….. I’ve been out of the loop for a while. Nevermind.
Holy Quiznos Torpedos!!!
I don’t know but I’ve been told…
Ask her to clap with her arms held high, it will be like a day at the manatee tank at seaworld.
Yeah, on top, but whose bottom half is that?
At least her feet have remained the same size.
Hey, you hang out with a piano too long and you start to look like one.
What’s weird is that with those sandals on she has a camel toe . . . on her foot. Strange.
coming soon “CAUTION WIDE LOAD”
R. Crumb would approve and piggyback
What the holy hell?
sausage legs or thicankles, take your pick.
They couldn’t leave well enough alone, could they? NOW stars are getting feet transplant surgery. But tell me this: WHY would she choose Yosemite Sam’s?
This picture is clearly photoshopped…she’s not even HOLDING that bag.
also, damn she’s got a big ass.
Alicia Keys, a Veteran fireman made it to the final of survivor and they are asked to create fire without any device. Who wins?
I LOVE HER. Honestly(and every one gets ONE) she’s my favorite>>> I WILL listen to and MEMORIZE EVERYcrappy song EVEN if she talks during it. That being said… If you are famous(my interpretation is YOU are being paid to entertain me 24/7, that’s the fine print, if u didn’t read it, it’s not my fault), you need to stay in shape. If you are not in shape you have a few options.
1. Creative decorating- Here she could wear a skirt. That is the short term plan. For the long term you could either work out, or develop a quirky sense of style.
2. Fall of the face of the earth
The life plans for this are many. 1. Participate in internet fatty porn(easy) 2.Get a real job (harder) 3. Save your money(hardest)
Bottom line: THERE IS NO EVER-LOVING REASON I SHOULD HAVE TO SEE A MULTI-MILLIONAIRE’S LARD!!!
Mrs Wrong, YOU are totally RIGHT! I love her music. And I am mortified by this pic. Helloooooo, long skirt, loose, flowy top…called CAMOUFLAGE!
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