Shouldn’t be out on the tennis court practicing?
Shouldn’t she be out on the court practicing, that is.
What the fuck happened here? Last I remember her was when her first hit came out…. so….. I’ve been out of the loop for a while. Nevermind.
Holy Quiznos Torpedos!!!
I don’t know but I’ve been told…
Ask her to clap with her arms held high, it will be like a day at the manatee tank at seaworld.
Yeah, on top, but whose bottom half is that?
At least her feet have remained the same size.
Hey, you hang out with a piano too long and you start to look like one.
What’s weird is that with those sandals on she has a camel toe . . . on her foot. Strange.
coming soon “CAUTION WIDE LOAD”
R. Crumb would approve and piggyback
What the holy hell?
sausage legs or thicankles, take your pick.
They couldn’t leave well enough alone, could they? NOW stars are getting feet transplant surgery. But tell me this: WHY would she choose Yosemite Sam’s?
This picture is clearly photoshopped…she’s not even HOLDING that bag.
also, damn she’s got a big ass.
Alicia Keys, a Veteran fireman made it to the final of survivor and they are asked to create fire without any device. Who wins?
I LOVE HER. Honestly(and every one gets ONE) she’s my favorite>>> I WILL listen to and MEMORIZE EVERYcrappy song EVEN if she talks during it. That being said… If you are famous(my interpretation is YOU are being paid to entertain me 24/7, that’s the fine print, if u didn’t read it, it’s not my fault), you need to stay in shape. If you are not in shape you have a few options.
1. Creative decorating- Here she could wear a skirt. That is the short term plan. For the long term you could either work out, or develop a quirky sense of style.
2. Fall of the face of the earth
The life plans for this are many. 1. Participate in internet fatty porn(easy) 2.Get a real job (harder) 3. Save your money(hardest)
Bottom line: THERE IS NO EVER-LOVING REASON I SHOULD HAVE TO SEE A MULTI-MILLIONAIRE’S LARD!!!
Mrs Wrong, YOU are totally RIGHT! I love her music. And I am mortified by this pic. Helloooooo, long skirt, loose, flowy top…called CAMOUFLAGE!
OMFG!!! why would she wear shorts like that? she is in denial
If the music thing ever quits working for her, she could be one of those huge assed women that sits on scrawny little men for a living
My cottage cheese is fallllin’ in and out of love with my thighs…
JEeez, that made me laugh!
I tried really hard not to.
Ray… What have you done?
WHY do women with the most hedious legs insist on wearing short shorts?! Does she own a mirror? Can she not see that she looks vomit-inducing?!
Swizz Beatz hopefully signed a Preez-Nupz.
She has always been this big as far as I know. They always hid it well behind the piano and dark clothing.
True. She has always been big on the bottom. It must be very very hot where she is to make her lose her mind and wear shorts in public.
:( her poor skinny ankles
She has the proportions of an iceberg.
maybe she got stung by a swarm of bees. a BIG f*cking swarm.
Did you use Photoshop to shorten Alicia Keyes’ legs? I know she’s a squatty-body, but she looks like Peter Dinklage here. Or did you take some elephant legs from another photo and make them look like hers?
Someone certainly didn’t lose the pre (post?) pregnancy weight.
Now we know why — SHE SITS AT A PIANO …
Looks like Buddy Love hasn’t completely morphed back into Sherman Klump….
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Alicia Keys in New York City. (July 14, 2011)