superficial

  1. Oh No

    His abs look like a miniature version of himself striking that same pose! It’s like a douche vortex!

  2. rough/game of trolles

    Dude? can you stop flashing your water retention abs for a minute?

  3. Karen

    Oh jeez…will this guy EVER get over himself?! OLD NEWS. GET A REAL JOB. What an insult to people who actually study theatre…actually what an insult to people who study …PERIOD. What a shame that elements like this get media attention when there are so many young people with real skills who have sacrificed time and money studying and find themselves out of work in this economy.

  4. Anon

    I’m convinced now that Casey Anthony is innocent. It’s obvious the Situation kidnapped Caylee, cut off her ass, and super glued it below his nipples. Where’ my proof, you ask? Where was Situation the night Caylee went missing? I REST MY CASE.

  5. Your Gynecologist

    2-pack abs.

  6. TomFrank

    “Yeah, it’s a whole turkey. Trust me, you don’t wanna know how I got it in there.”

  7. One Trick Pony.

  8. Blonde

    SHOOT HIM!

  9. bbiowa

    Pictures like this make Massengill utterly unnecessary.

  10. In every picture there’s a hausfrau in flip flops and an orange shirt who can’t even be bothered to look at this idiot.

  11. bassackwards

    Heehee…looka meee……I ride dashort bus…..wwweeeeeeeeeee!

  12. Laluni

    This must be where they got the inspiration for the Cloverfield monster from.

  13. fufu

    Baby Anus

  14. Allison Wunderlan

    If you look at this picture just the right way, you can see the Easter bunny.

  15. zomgbie

    the situation showing off his ab.

  16. Problem?

    Is that acne all over his chest? Gee I wonder what caused that.

  17. SIN

    See? these funnel the dudes cum away from me.

  18. whiskeyafternoon

    that is an amazing rendition of the inside of my breadmaker. the situation is quite talented, after all.

  19. Has he always had the “The More You Know” logo tattooed on his head?

  20. junior dos santos by KO

    is that supposed to be impressive lol

  21. MrsWrong

    …………………………………….. I’m sorry, I just spaced out while pressing my dot button. I was imagining Kid n’ Play kicking his ass. I wish I knew Michael Bay, He might actually be able to film something awesome for once

  22. cc

    Time to initiate the ‘Hammer Down’ protocol.

  23. Colin

    Somehow I doubt he knows how to use the gym, get real tan, or do laundry.

  24. PoorMaryKelly

    I love how not one person is even looking his way. What a fucking tard!

  25. Julia

    Can’t decide what looks more deformed, the abs, or the face.

  26. Jovy

    Do guys really think that girls find this attractive? Because we don’t. Looks like a deformed, gross stomach. His face doesn’t help either, fucken squid.

  27. Siloporcen7

    Meh

  28. Mel Gibson's Shrink

    His abs look like an ass.

  29. Fast Eddie

    He’s from New Jersey? I could have sworn that he was from Assachusetts.

  30. Blech

    It’s like his torso is vacuuming his head.

  31. sc4play

    Pull your f**king pants up you asshat!!! Dayum!!!

  32. Okay, who else sees Bugs Bunny’s brother with a pierced tongue here.

    Anybody?

  33. tlmck

    I’m sorry, but that is the worst ab implant job I have ever seen. It looks like ET is getting ready to phone home.

  34. Nobody

    Nothing says “I wax my chest” like the thick carpet covering your arms and legs…

  35. dontlooknow

    Yeah, my tummy looks like that when I suck it in too. And I’m a girl…

  36. KC

    The space suits in “2001″ always looked like bugs to me. This reminds me of that.

  37. Problem?

    @McFeelySmackup

    Actually I was thinking steroids, but that could be it too

  38. Zombie Kitty

    Something about this picture suggests he hasn’t been laid for at least 18 months… no, wait, maybe 4 years?

  39. Problem?

    Now would be a perfect time for someone to run up and kick him right in the nuts. Stop him from procreating before he gets the chance assuming 1) he hasn’t already 2) the hot tub and steroids haven’t destroyed everything.

  40. vitobonespur

    “…and if I drop my pants I look like an elephant.”

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