Jersey Shore's The Situation in Seaside, NJ. (July 14, 2011)
His abs look like a miniature version of himself striking that same pose! It’s like a douche vortex!
Holy shit, I thought that too. It’s like one of those never-ending illusions of a picture of the TV on the TV on the TV…
Lady Cassandra O-face
Dude? can you stop flashing your water retention abs for a minute?
Oh jeez…will this guy EVER get over himself?! OLD NEWS. GET A REAL JOB. What an insult to people who actually study theatre…actually what an insult to people who study …PERIOD. What a shame that elements like this get media attention when there are so many young people with real skills who have sacrificed time and money studying and find themselves out of work in this economy.
I’m convinced now that Casey Anthony is innocent. It’s obvious the Situation kidnapped Caylee, cut off her ass, and super glued it below his nipples. Where’ my proof, you ask? Where was Situation the night Caylee went missing? I REST MY CASE.
Indeed! wtf?? *that* is his claim to fame??
“Yeah, it’s a whole turkey. Trust me, you don’t wanna know how I got it in there.”
One Trick Pony.
Pictures like this make Massengill utterly unnecessary.
In every picture there’s a hausfrau in flip flops and an orange shirt who can’t even be bothered to look at this idiot.
Heehee…looka meee……I ride dashort bus…..wwweeeeeeeeeee!
This must be where they got the inspiration for the Cloverfield monster from.
If you look at this picture just the right way, you can see the Easter bunny.
the situation showing off his ab.
Is that acne all over his chest? Gee I wonder what caused that.
letting jizz dribble, instead of swallowing?
No, no, that won’t cause that.
Can you really take that risk?
See? these funnel the dudes cum away from me.
that is an amazing rendition of the inside of my breadmaker. the situation is quite talented, after all.
Has he always had the “The More You Know” logo tattooed on his head?
is that supposed to be impressive lol
…………………………………….. I’m sorry, I just spaced out while pressing my dot button. I was imagining Kid n’ Play kicking his ass. I wish I knew Michael Bay, He might actually be able to film something awesome for once
Time to initiate the ‘Hammer Down’ protocol.
Somehow I doubt he knows how to use the gym, get real tan, or do laundry.
I love how not one person is even looking his way. What a fucking tard!
Can’t decide what looks more deformed, the abs, or the face.
Do guys really think that girls find this attractive? Because we don’t. Looks like a deformed, gross stomach. His face doesn’t help either, fucken squid.
His abs look like an ass.
He’s from New Jersey? I could have sworn that he was from Assachusetts.
It’s like his torso is vacuuming his head.
Pull your f**king pants up you asshat!!! Dayum!!!
Okay, who else sees Bugs Bunny’s brother with a pierced tongue here.
I’m sorry, but that is the worst ab implant job I have ever seen. It looks like ET is getting ready to phone home.
Nothing says “I wax my chest” like the thick carpet covering your arms and legs…
Yeah, my tummy looks like that when I suck it in too. And I’m a girl…
The space suits in “2001” always looked like bugs to me. This reminds me of that.
Actually I was thinking steroids, but that could be it too
Something about this picture suggests he hasn’t been laid for at least 18 months… no, wait, maybe 4 years?
Now would be a perfect time for someone to run up and kick him right in the nuts. Stop him from procreating before he gets the chance assuming 1) he hasn’t already 2) the hot tub and steroids haven’t destroyed everything.
“…and if I drop my pants I look like an elephant.”
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