Jersey Shore's The Situation in Seaside, NJ. (July 14, 2011)
His abs look like a miniature version of himself striking that same pose! It’s like a douche vortex!
Holy shit, I thought that too. It’s like one of those never-ending illusions of a picture of the TV on the TV on the TV…
Lady Cassandra O-face
Dude? can you stop flashing your water retention abs for a minute?
Oh jeez…will this guy EVER get over himself?! OLD NEWS. GET A REAL JOB. What an insult to people who actually study theatre…actually what an insult to people who study …PERIOD. What a shame that elements like this get media attention when there are so many young people with real skills who have sacrificed time and money studying and find themselves out of work in this economy.
I’m convinced now that Casey Anthony is innocent. It’s obvious the Situation kidnapped Caylee, cut off her ass, and super glued it below his nipples. Where’ my proof, you ask? Where was Situation the night Caylee went missing? I REST MY CASE.
Indeed! wtf?? *that* is his claim to fame??
“Yeah, it’s a whole turkey. Trust me, you don’t wanna know how I got it in there.”
One Trick Pony.
Pictures like this make Massengill utterly unnecessary.
In every picture there’s a hausfrau in flip flops and an orange shirt who can’t even be bothered to look at this idiot.
Heehee…looka meee……I ride dashort bus…..wwweeeeeeeeeee!
This must be where they got the inspiration for the Cloverfield monster from.
If you look at this picture just the right way, you can see the Easter bunny.
the situation showing off his ab.
Is that acne all over his chest? Gee I wonder what caused that.
letting jizz dribble, instead of swallowing?
No, no, that won’t cause that.
Can you really take that risk?
See? these funnel the dudes cum away from me.
that is an amazing rendition of the inside of my breadmaker. the situation is quite talented, after all.
Has he always had the “The More You Know” logo tattooed on his head?
is that supposed to be impressive lol
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