“Hey, I know she’s not the hottest girl in the world, but she is TOTALLY DOWN, DUDE!!!”
Girls in front, guys in back.
I thought that when his career was over he would be a cab driver. Boy was I wrong. He is a LIMO driver!
That shnoz will get more pussy this weekend than any of us, sadly.
It’s his ability to hit on the right girls from being able to sniff out hormones that the rest of us can’t.
“Can you say….foursome? You…you can’t? WTF? LEARN ENGLISH, DAMNIT!”
No, asshole, I DON’T have any Grey Poupon
Hey, bitch in the back. I don’t know why YOU”RE so goddamn happy. It’s not a 4-way if you’re the only girl. THAT’S called a train.
Please keep your hands, feet, and noses inside the vehicle at all times.
Ship of fools.
Car of douches.
* hat tip to Gary Larson
Waddya know, Snape’s not really dead.
“I tried to beat my nose here, but… no dice.” *sigh*
Is that car’s engine juiced enough to take the load?
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