superficial

  1. baron of all media

    “Hey, I know she’s not the hottest girl in the world, but she is TOTALLY DOWN, DUDE!!!”

  2. Girls in front, guys in back.

  3. desabrey

    I thought that when his career was over he would be a cab driver. Boy was I wrong. He is a LIMO driver!

  4. The Pope of Cleveland

    That shnoz will get more pussy this weekend than any of us, sadly.

    • PoorMaryKelly

      It’s his ability to hit on the right girls from being able to sniff out hormones that the rest of us can’t.

  5. Jack

    “Can you say….foursome? You…you can’t? WTF? LEARN ENGLISH, DAMNIT!”

  6. MrsWrong

    No, asshole, I DON’T have any Grey Poupon

  7. MrsWrong

    Hey, bitch in the back. I don’t know why YOU”RE so goddamn happy. It’s not a 4-way if you’re the only girl. THAT’S called a train.

  8. Colin

    Please keep your hands, feet, and noses inside the vehicle at all times.

  9. cc

    Ship of fools.

    Car of douches.

    * hat tip to Gary Larson

  10. Waddya know, Snape’s not really dead.

  11. Nobody

    “I tried to beat my nose here, but… no dice.” *sigh*

  12. Dr Ha-Ha

    Is that car’s engine juiced enough to take the load?

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