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Still looks good!
“I will break you…and also ask for a $20 autograph fee.”
I’ve got nothing. The guy is a winner.
“Can you please sign my VHS copy of He-Man, Mr. Lundgren….pffftthahaha…I’m just kidding. Go fuck yourself.”
Cruel, so cruel. But hysterical.
I love Dolph. Fucking badass.
And he’s classy enough to wear a suit to an event where the majority of the attendees are still weaing the Sears brand underware that their Moms bought them.
Or gay yellow pants…
I give this movie a score of three Dolphs and a Rutger.
All those people around? Pregnant.
I fuckin’ love this guy.
Skarsgard before he’s fed on the titties of 47 ladies to keep him young.
Yeah, I’d still let him break me.
To the end….. OF THE LINE!
Dolph: “If you’ll all excuse me now I’m going to go stand next to Arnold and Sly and look like… 12-years old.”
“Я борюсь, чтобы победить!” “Для меня!” “Для меня!”
McBeef! You know better than to post Cyrillic!
“Ja, ja, I saw Mark Hamill in zere. Vat can I say? You’ve got to keep yourself in shape, if only for your fans on the convention circuit. Now vat do you vant me to sign…Johnny Mnemonic? Seriously?”
still hot
Now here’s the twist, and there is a twist: We show it. We show all of it. Because what’s the one major thing missing from all action movies these days guys? …Full penetration. Guys, we’re gonna show full penetration and we’re gonna show a lot of it.
Fight crime, full penetration, fight crime, full penetration.
Dolph uses his master’s degree in chemical engineering to avoid the fans with dirty hands. His special glasses help too.
This guy is what Sean Penn would look like with a good trainer, 2 hours of exercise a day and 90% less smugness and self-importance
He’s brilliant and he’s fucking hot. Hell yes I would. Dolph is the shit.
Proto-Skarsgaard