superficial

  1. boobsgetawaywithmurder

    Still looks good!

  2. EricLr

    “I will break you…and also ask for a $20 autograph fee.”

  3. cc

    I’ve got nothing. The guy is a winner.

  4. “Can you please sign my VHS copy of He-Man, Mr. Lundgren….pffftthahaha…I’m just kidding. Go fuck yourself.”

  5. El Jefe

    I love Dolph. Fucking badass.

  6. Attack Kat

    All those people around? Pregnant.

  7. I fuckin’ love this guy.

  8. DeucePickle

    Skarsgard before he’s fed on the titties of 47 ladies to keep him young.

  9. Jen

    Yeah, I’d still let him break me.

  10. AAPL made me rich!

    To the end….. OF THE LINE!

  11. Lemmiwinks

    Dolph: “If you’ll all excuse me now I’m going to go stand next to Arnold and Sly and look like… 12-years old.”

  12. dboffer

    “Я борюсь, чтобы победить!” “Для меня!” “Для меня!”

  13. “Ja, ja, I saw Mark Hamill in zere. Vat can I say? You’ve got to keep yourself in shape, if only for your fans on the convention circuit. Now vat do you vant me to sign…Johnny Mnemonic? Seriously?”

  14. Dennis

    Now here’s the twist, and there is a twist: We show it. We show all of it. Because what’s the one major thing missing from all action movies these days guys? …Full penetration. Guys, we’re gonna show full penetration and we’re gonna show a lot of it.

  15. Dolph uses his master’s degree in chemical engineering to avoid the fans with dirty hands. His special glasses help too.

  16. Swearin

    This guy is what Sean Penn would look like with a good trainer, 2 hours of exercise a day and 90% less smugness and self-importance

  17. He’s brilliant and he’s fucking hot. Hell yes I would. Dolph is the shit.

  18. Oscar

    Proto-Skarsgaard

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