Nice pants and purse, shithead!
That’s no way to talk about a young girl.
Sweetie, Daddy needs you to help dress him like a 70’s gay street hustler.
brightly colored pants? check.
Shoes? Don’t need ’em.
Now where did I put my captain douch cape?
Daddy is going to show you how to pick up boys!
“…because daddy played The Punisher once, long before he played a gay prostitute, that’s why we’re here”
Is it hard to get in to Comic-Con? I’d love to chase them around and rob their iPhones
That’s just the “black” in “blackandwhiteminstrel” talking…
Shoes??? Just said fuck it or did he forget them in the bathroom when he was with his last john?
Suddenly Antonio Banderas’ blue clogs look SUPER MANLY.
About ten Amber Alert calls were made that afternoon.
How much you wanna bet that’s his hat he’s letting her borrow?
Dude just wants his kids back.
Arrested Development reference… Well played!
Why would Antonio Banderas steal his shoes ?
poor kid is FUCKED.
Maybe another Tom wants to come out of the closet too!
Does this guy even own a pair of shoes?
Thomas Jane doesn’t put his shoes on until they chill to a nice 61 degrees exactly in his cooler.
Looks like they are making a “Homeless Dad” sequel.
No worries if he steps on broken glass or something, for he already has Hep.
He went full 90’s douche for this one.
Hello, child services? This is an emergency.
SHE NEEDS AN ADULT!..SHE NEEDS AN ADULT!!
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