superficial

  1. Nice pants and purse, shithead!

  2. EricLr

    Sweetie, Daddy needs you to help dress him like a 70′s gay street hustler.

  3. Jill

    Purse? check.
    brightly colored pants? check.
    Shoes? Don’t need ‘em.
    Now where did I put my captain douch cape?

  4. j/k

    Daddy is going to show you how to pick up boys!

  5. “…because daddy played The Punisher once, long before he played a gay prostitute, that’s why we’re here”

  6. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Is it hard to get in to Comic-Con? I’d love to chase them around and rob their iPhones

  7. El Jefe

    Shoes??? Just said fuck it or did he forget them in the bathroom when he was with his last john?

  8. Codot

    Suddenly Antonio Banderas’ blue clogs look SUPER MANLY.

  9. About ten Amber Alert calls were made that afternoon.

  10. How much you wanna bet that’s his hat he’s letting her borrow?

  11. Attack Kat

    Dude just wants his kids back.

  12. DeucePickle

    Why would Antonio Banderas steal his shoes ?

  13. Turd Ferguson

    poor kid is FUCKED.

  14. Slap Monkey

    Maybe another Tom wants to come out of the closet too!

  15. Does this guy even own a pair of shoes?

  16. The Pope

    Thomas Jane doesn’t put his shoes on until they chill to a nice 61 degrees exactly in his cooler.

  17. DirtyFighter

    Looks like they are making a “Homeless Dad” sequel.

  18. Henry

    No worries if he steps on broken glass or something, for he already has Hep.

  19. lori

    He went full 90′s douche for this one.

  20. cc

    Hello, child services? This is an emergency.

  21. Swearin

    They tried to get lunch at the ‘Con food court, but the sign said “No shirt, no shoes, no service.” 1 down, 1 to go!

  22. Jw

    This guy NEVER wear shoes! Seriously, I don’t even want to know what kind of LA street goo is festering on the soles of his feet by now!

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