superficial

  1. Johnny P!

    Monkey-Boy and Smelly were the star duo of the day!

  2. “His penis?? Tastes pretty good…”

  3. JungleRed

    OK, here’s my Kristen Stewart face. Right?!

  4. Lautner’s thinking, “I wonder if I can eat cardboard”

  5. cc

    Wait, what? There’s another one of these fucking movies?!!!

  6. “I’ll be damned, Lautner CAN close his mouth. I owe you $5″

  7. El Jefe

    His face clearly shows what he thinks of Lautner’s acting and he is correct.

  8. CK

    He doesn’t seem too pissed that someone put the wrong namecard at his spot.

  9. “Lautner was clearly not impressed with Pattinson’s Deniro impression.”

  10. “Yeah, Kristen. I fucked him, but I used your dick.”

  11. Jarrod

    “The Twilight Moms say they’ll gang blow me after the show. Top that, Stewart!”

  12. Joe

    He just saw Kristin’s tits in the previous photo.

  13. bdog821

    While under the table, fap fap fap fap fap fap fap!!!

  14. vgrly

    http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m740kcKgsG1r97yy1o1_500.gif

    He’s pretty damn lucky. I think Something was going on under the table. Kristen you tease…

  15. Slap Monkey

    That chick was hot. Too bad I’m into pale and clammy. Kristen knows what I like. Wait, WHAT?!

  16. Henry

    No disrespect, but the dude on the left looks like a Pez Dispenser.

  17. Bonky

    “Why are we at Comic-Con, again? I really don’t know. Kristen, you want to take this one ?”

  18. lori

    He just got a whiff of his own funk.

  19. Bionic_Crouton

    If this was 20 years ago, I would say “Oh look, ‘WHAM’ is getting back together.”

  20. “I’ve never been boned by a rhinoceros before…might just give it a try…”

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