Monkey-Boy and Smelly were the star duo of the day!
“His penis?? Tastes pretty good…”
OK, here’s my Kristen Stewart face. Right?!
Lautner’s thinking, “I wonder if I can eat cardboard”
I thought it was “Cannot…emote…with…shirt…on.”
He somewhat has a shirt on. He needs a gold chain though.
Wait, what? There’s another one of these fucking movies?!!!
Hang on….I think it’s almost over.
And then the three 50 Shades of Grey movies take over. Yay?
No. Not yay.
I am waiting for the Magic Mike sequel.
“I’ll be damned, Lautner CAN close his mouth. I owe you $5″
His face clearly shows what he thinks of Lautner’s acting and he is correct.
He doesn’t seem too pissed that someone put the wrong namecard at his spot.
“Lautner was clearly not impressed with Pattinson’s Deniro impression.”
Unnecessary quotation marks.
“Yeah, Kristen. I fucked him, but I used your dick.”
“The Twilight Moms say they’ll gang blow me after the show. Top that, Stewart!”
He just saw Kristin’s tits in the previous photo.
While under the table, fap fap fap fap fap fap fap!!!
He’s pretty damn lucky. I think Something was going on under the table. Kristen you tease…
That chick was hot. Too bad I’m into pale and clammy. Kristen knows what I like. Wait, WHAT?!
No disrespect, but the dude on the left looks like a Pez Dispenser.
“Why are we at Comic-Con, again? I really don’t know. Kristen, you want to take this one ?”
He just got a whiff of his own funk.
If this was 20 years ago, I would say “Oh look, ‘WHAM’ is getting back together.”
And by WHAM you mean gay?
“I’ve never been boned by a rhinoceros before…might just give it a try…”
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