I bet you he smells like the vinyl seat in a McDonalds in the middle of summer on the equator.
“I see dead careers”
Suit from Sears, shoes from Payless, beverage stains on the shirt…
Guess the royalties from Blu-Ray rentals of ‘The Sixth Sense’ are pretty low now that everyone knows Bruce Willis’ character is already dead…
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I see short people.
Looks like the ghost of Michael Jackson is still drooling on his shirt.
looks like someone got yanked off mommy’s teat a little too quickly
New Batman character ‘Smallface’.
Or the Dick Tracy villain “Little Face”. Google it.
Well, I’ll be… I guess Haley is really hoping for a movie adaptation.
Did someone just shoot a load on his chest? He might be taking this “Outfest” thing too seriously.
Don’t let the producer blow all over you and if they do for god’s sake change your shirt.
Ask Travolta what he did when the producer jizzed all over his shirt right before a photo opp
He punched Brent Ratner, right?
Make that Brett Ratner…
When are we going to get an edit feature on this frickin’ site?
Did he eat his shirt?
Just so we get this out of the way, the correct term is “Down Syndrome”.
Looks like his newest film, “Forever Seven” didn’t do too well…
haley joel hasbent
Must be a kind photographer. The wall behind him is only 4 feet tall.
Same eyes as the cartoon version of Ringo in Yellow Submarine.
That is sooo embarassing…
Is he 4 feet tall?
I imagine this is what George Costanza looked like in his 20’s.
He always looks like they took all of his facial features and compacted them into a smaller space in the middle of his head.
I can’t imagine why he hasn’t made it as a leading man yet.
“No, actually, I prefer it that you shoot me from such a high angle. I wouldn’t mind getting some of Peter Dinklage’s offers.”
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