1. Juju

    If you squint, it looks like they are holding hands.

  2. Pauly D and the Situation hit the scene in season 23 of The Jersey Shore.

  3. Johnny P!

    Yes, The Expendables 2.
    How ironic…

  4. Matt Lauer

    Every time I see Sly he looks a little more like Phil Leotardo… AFTER the SUV ran over his head.

  5. Contusion

    “No Sly, den I say, ‘Who ees on first’ and you say, ‘What?’ Eets funny.”

  6. Jill

    It looks like the goosemonster stikes again.

  7. EricLr

    You say “tomato” I say “Arghhhhh”
    I say “potato,” you say “Uhhhhhhhyoohh”

    • Sven Golly

      Now, if you’re blue
      And you don’t know where to go to
      Why don’t you go where fashion sits
      Puttin’ on the Ritz

  8. cc

    Stallone’s face looks like The Thing mid-transition.

  9. Why is he making a fist? He knows he wasn’t really a boxer, right?

  10. El Jefe

    There is enough plastic and silicon between the two of them to build enough computers for a school computer room.

  11. Contusion

    “No, Sly, you say “who ees on first” and then I say “what?”. Da peeple will be laffing.”

  12. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    The INSULT that made a man out of ‘Sly’

  13. Dino Ciampa

    Not “Expedanbles”, but “re – rentables”

  14. So, “Expendables” are a brand of adult diaper, right?

  15. Turd Ferguson

    Promo shots for their new sitcom: “Black and Blue”

  16. Slap Monkey

    You remember why we are here? No, I thought you did!

  17. Little Tongue

    - Adrian!
    - Rocky!

  18. nneed neww keyboad

    Between the 2 of them less natural test than Alexis Arquette.

  19. FanGirl

    haha they’re like best friends ever

    they should have their own show

  20. tlmck

    “Just me and my shadow…”

  21. “Unbelievable. These were the nerds we beat up in school, and now they’re practically running Hollywood. I’m just glad they never put me in a comic-book movie.”

    “What about Judge Dre—”

    “I said, I’M GLAD THEY NEVER PUT ME IN A COMIC-BOOK MOVIE.”

  22. they look like two cardboard cutouts

  23. edamame

    Stallone’s 36-year-old son, Sage, was just found dead.

  24. The Pope

    “What kind of deal did you have to make to get us this prime stage?”

    “My first born son, why?”

  25. Swearin

    Grumpy Old Men-That-Can-Still-Kick-Your-Ass or Twins 2? You decide.

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