The Crap We Missed - Friday 7.13.12
Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone at a press conference for The Expendables 2 during Comic-Con International 2012 in San Diego. (July 12, 2012)
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If you squint, it looks like they are holding hands.
Pauly D and the Situation hit the scene in season 23 of The Jersey Shore.
Yes, The Expendables 2.
How ironic…
Every time I see Sly he looks a little more like Phil Leotardo… AFTER the SUV ran over his head.
“No Sly, den I say, ‘Who ees on first’ and you say, ‘What?’ Eets funny.”
It looks like the goosemonster stikes again.
You say “tomato” I say “Arghhhhh”
I say “potato,” you say “Uhhhhhhhyoohh”
Now, if you’re blue
And you don’t know where to go to
Why don’t you go where fashion sits
Puttin’ on the Ritz
Stallone’s face looks like The Thing mid-transition.
Why is he making a fist? He knows he wasn’t really a boxer, right?
Be nice. Hes having a stroke.
There is enough plastic and silicon between the two of them to build enough computers for a school computer room.
“No, Sly, you say “who ees on first” and then I say “what?”. Da peeple will be laffing.”
delete
The INSULT that made a man out of ‘Sly’
Not “Expedanbles”, but “re – rentables”
So, “Expendables” are a brand of adult diaper, right?
Promo shots for their new sitcom: “Black and Blue”
You remember why we are here? No, I thought you did!
- Adrian!
- Rocky!
Between the 2 of them less natural test than Alexis Arquette.
haha they’re like best friends ever
they should have their own show
“Just me and my shadow…”
“Unbelievable. These were the nerds we beat up in school, and now they’re practically running Hollywood. I’m just glad they never put me in a comic-book movie.”
“What about Judge Dre—”
“I said, I’M GLAD THEY NEVER PUT ME IN A COMIC-BOOK MOVIE.”
they look like two cardboard cutouts
Stallone’s 36-year-old son, Sage, was just found dead.
Horrible News.
“What kind of deal did you have to make to get us this prime stage?”
“My first born son, why?”
Grumpy Old Men-That-Can-Still-Kick-Your-Ass or Twins 2? You decide.