superficial

  1. yomama

    please tell me he’s not wearing baby blue clogs….with heels!

  2. Johnny P!

    Dude: “Antonio, I hear you wank in airport bathrooms with old yoga magazines…”
    Antonio: “*sigh* Yeah, you’ve seen my wife. Got any more recent issues lying around?”

  3. EricLr

    Whatever you do, lay off of those blue suede shoes!

  4. it had to be said

    Nice fucking shoes, Maria.

  5. El Jefe

    He is definitely daring the guy to say something about the shoes.

  6. Cock Dr

    Awesome footwear.
    He must be very secure in his heterosexuality, or colorblind.

  7. Perplexity

    Eef another asshole comes up and sings a line of Blue Suede Shoes to me again, I may rip out his windpipe.

  8. anonymous

    Yeah, in real life he does look like a pussy in (blue) boots.

  9. kimmykimkim

    Jesus fucking christ.

  10. Slap Monkey

    As a guy I never thought I’d have to say this but what’s up with those shoes??!!

  11. With footware like that he should be texting Jenn Sterger.

  12. The Pope

    “Das whowat hi sahound liiike?”

  13. flaT

    What the fuck.. Thin Jeremy Clarkson?

  14. Bionic_Crouton

    “Don’t make me go back to America! My wife is horrible!!”

  15. “Joo no like my choos? Go fuck joorself.”

  16. Pine Table Fever

    Blue suede clogs all up in this motherfucker. Watch out Kanye West rocking them next week in combination with palm leaves, stripey socks and a bin liner.

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