please tell me he’s not wearing baby blue clogs….with heels!
Spanish men all have a little peacock in them (they really put up a squawk going in).
They’re EUROPEAN MAN SANDALS, gringos! ;)
Dude: “Antonio, I hear you wank in airport bathrooms with old yoga magazines…”
Antonio: “*sigh* Yeah, you’ve seen my wife. Got any more recent issues lying around?”
Whatever you do, lay off of those blue suede shoes!
Nice fucking shoes, Maria.
He is definitely daring the guy to say something about the shoes.
He must be very secure in his heterosexuality, or colorblind.
While the color may be a contributing factor…
Eef another asshole comes up and sings a line of Blue Suede Shoes to me again, I may rip out his windpipe.
Is it wrong that all it takes is the “Eef” to immediately tell my brain “Oh yes, the rest of this line should be heard in a Spanish accent”?
Yeah, in real life he does look like a pussy in (blue) boots.
Jesus fucking christ.
As a guy I never thought I’d have to say this but what’s up with those shoes??!!
With footware like that he should be texting Jenn Sterger.
“Das whowat hi sahound liiike?”
What the fuck.. Thin Jeremy Clarkson?
“Don’t make me go back to America! My wife is horrible!!”
“Joo no like my choos? Go fuck joorself.”
Blue suede clogs all up in this motherfucker. Watch out Kanye West rocking them next week in combination with palm leaves, stripey socks and a bin liner.
Watch our for*
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