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  1. She looks like someone that could make you a nice quilt.

  2. Johnny P!

    Hairdresser: “So what are we doing today, Ms. Plimpton?”
    Martha: “I want to try something new… I know, make me look like I have Down Syndrome!”
    Hairdresser: “Coming up!”
    **snip! snip! snip!**

  3. boobsgetawaywithmurder

    It’s that an “Easy A” on her blouse? Cause I doubt she could sport a rough D! Next!

  4. EricLr

    Has anyone already made the Martha Blimpton joke? Because if not, I’d like to call it.

  5. Contusion

    Or Martha Plumpton. That would work too.

  6. Jill

    I;’m not entirely sure what’s happening in this picture but I’m 90% certain it’s a hate crime to make fun of it.

  7. Joe

    Hey Fish, you sure that’s not Sloth?

  8. I know you’d expect me to take a couple of cheap shots at some low hanging fruit here, but I actually like her show, so…free pass.

  9. Huh?

    I can count to potato!

  10. If she managed to get a scarlet letter, then I’m clearly doing something wrong.

  11. I. Am. Bender. Please. Insert. Girder

  12. tidbit

    Tommy want wingy!!!!

  13. Turd Ferguson

    “Sorry I wasnt here sooner, the short bus was running late.”

  14. Dr.J.Fever

    Looking more and more like the rest of the Carradine family.

  15. Jake

    The spawn of Dwight Schrute and Drew Carey.

  16. The ass on this white woman is amazing.

  17. The Pope

    If you cover everything but the face, you’d swear it was Tom Arnold.

  18. nneed neww keyboad

    Just stay in your house.

  19. ittle turtle headd

    Chris farley in drag…

  20. Voicer1

    Just when ARE the ‘other’ olympics, Martha?

  21. Senor Trout

    Not with my brother’s dick, not even for practice.

  22. dboffer

    Never has a name better matched a face.

  23. “Ladies and gentlemen, please, a round of applause for the gold medalist in the 4H Club Goat Fucking Competition…”

  24. Michelle

    Corky!!! Good to see you are out and about.

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