She looks like someone that could make you a nice quilt.
Or embroider a dress for Patricia Arquette…
She’s in Katherine Heigl’s knitting circle .
Hairdresser: “So what are we doing today, Ms. Plimpton?”
Martha: “I want to try something new… I know, make me look like I have Down Syndrome!”
Hairdresser: “Coming up!”
**snip! snip! snip!**
It don’t mean a bollix
If you ain’t got the forty six
Do wop do wop do wop
Bravo, Mr. P!. Bravo.
Jonny P! FTW
It’s that an “Easy A” on her blouse? Cause I doubt she could sport a rough D! Next!
Has anyone already made the Martha Blimpton joke? Because if not, I’d like to call it.
Or Martha Plumpton. That would work too.
Or Martha PlimpTONS.
(Martha Frumpton, Dumpton it could go on all week.)
I;’m not entirely sure what’s happening in this picture but I’m 90% certain it’s a hate crime to make fun of it.
Thanks for making me laugh out loud, Jill!
I love you!
D’awe… you guys are makin’ me blush.
The site isn’t allowing me to give you a thumbs up, but nice one.
Ow. I laughed so much I’ve hurt myself. :D
Hey Fish, you sure that’s not Sloth?
I know you’d expect me to take a couple of cheap shots at some low hanging fruit here, but I actually like her show, so…free pass.
I can count to potato!
If she managed to get a scarlet letter, then I’m clearly doing something wrong.
I. Am. Bender. Please. Insert. Girder
Tommy want wingy!!!!
“Sorry I wasnt here sooner, the short bus was running late.”
Looking more and more like the rest of the Carradine family.
The spawn of Dwight Schrute and Drew Carey.
The ass on this white woman is amazing.
If you cover everything but the face, you’d swear it was Tom Arnold.
Holy crap. Yes.
Just stay in your house.
Chris farley in drag…
Just when ARE the ‘other’ olympics, Martha?
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