Mick Jagger at The Rolling Stones 50th Anniversary Photo Exhibition at Somerset House in London. (July 12, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Hair coloring so natural it fooled EVERYBODY. Nice going, Mick!
OH MY GOD!
I usually think facelifts look stupid on men (ahem..Kenny Rogers), but I think Mick should think about it. He could score a nice suitcase out of the deal.
He banged 4,000 women by age 45. I trade my smooth taut face for his legendary penis any day.
Back when they were keeping track, Bill Wyman was way ahead of Mick Jagger. Bill didn’t get sidetracked by things like writing songs, promoting the band, hanging out with society folk and other celebrities. Charlie Watts was at the other end of the list, with 1 – his wife.
If you trade your face for his penis won’t you both look awfully weird naked?
I banged 4000 women by the time I was 16. Pictures count, right?
Hah, now that is funny!
Damn, my response was for Norm.
Lily Tomlin melted.
I thought “Lilly Tomlin” when I first glanced at the picture, then I saw that it was Mick Jagger. Maybe time for a different hairdo.
Well, hello Dr. Zaius!
Time is (not) on my side.
Time is right here–on my face.
Man those latest generation food dehydrators are AMAZING.
He’s 9/10ths of the way to being an exhibit at Body Worlds.
Steven Tyler quit American Idol to go back to being Mick Jagger.
We haven’t seen Rose Mcgowan pics for awhile. nice to see she improved on her face.
” No, it’s my fucking face !”
Who want’s to know what David Bowie smells like?
Jumpin Jack Flash has morphed into a starving basset hound.
Fully inflated his head is the size of a basketball
I wonder what he looks like without the wig.
Get a hair cut you fucking hippie.
“See this face? It’s called heroin!”
So damn near 70 years on this planet has nothing to do with it?
70 years with zero percent body fat, it’s the raisin effect.
I may be wrong, but I don’t think he was known as a big druggie.
these two – these are the two fingers that i stuck in your mom’s arse
“Mick Jagger phone home”
“…Now if he had said ‘drei Gläser’ like this, they wouldn’t have known. Because that’s the German three. Bloody brilliant.”
you left “wax museum” out of the caption
For my next impression, Major Arnold Toht!
See this face? I look like a pug, and I still can pick up more women than you.
I’m pretty sure in he and Martina Navratilova will be the same person in about 5 years!
“I’d rather be dead than singing “Satisfaction” when I’m forty-five.”
he’ll be 70 in a couple weeks
Are you fucking nuts? This fucker has taken those songs and turned them into a net worth of £190 million. For that kind of money I’d sing it backwards from the top of a flagpole, in the nude!
I think Baron Bleeke was referring to an actual Mick Jagger quote from the 60’s or 70’s. Was Mick fucking nuts? – guess he decided – yes.
At the rate Mick keeps aging, Keith will be the youngest looking of the two pretty soon.
I believe that either Kesha’s taste in men or her eyesight may be suspect.
Goddamnit, who opened the Ark?
See, it seems easy to have moves like Jagger.
What’s the big deal?
A facelift for Mick now leaves enough leftover skin to make his own vagina.
“Nah mate, I wish my fingers was a gun; I’d stick it in my mouth and pull the trigger right now!”
He got the face he deserves…
“One more finger and I can have a threesome with myself.”
ET phone home
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