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  1. Dick Hell

    Hair coloring so natural it fooled EVERYBODY. Nice going, Mick!

  2. OH MY GOD!

    I usually think facelifts look stupid on men (ahem..Kenny Rogers), but I think Mick should think about it. He could score a nice suitcase out of the deal.

  3. Johnny P!

    Lily Tomlin melted.

    • lori

      I thought “Lilly Tomlin” when I first glanced at the picture, then I saw that it was Mick Jagger. Maybe time for a different hairdo.

  4. JungleRed

    Well, hello Dr. Zaius!

  5. Contusion

    Time is (not) on my side.

  6. EricLr

    Man those latest generation food dehydrators are AMAZING.

  7. cc

    He’s 9/10ths of the way to being an exhibit at Body Worlds.

  8. j/k

    Steven Tyler quit American Idol to go back to being Mick Jagger.

  9. Emma Watson's Vagina

    We haven’t seen Rose Mcgowan pics for awhile. nice to see she improved on her face.

  10. Dino Ciampa

    ” No, it’s my fucking face !”

  11. Who want’s to know what David Bowie smells like?

  12. Cock Dr

    Jumpin Jack Flash has morphed into a starving basset hound.

  13. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Fully inflated his head is the size of a basketball

  14. Little Tongue

    I wonder what he looks like without the wig.

  15. Get a hair cut you fucking hippie.

  16. Henry

    “See this face? It’s called heroin!”

  17. jim

    these two – these are the two fingers that i stuck in your mom’s arse

  18. “Mick Jagger phone home”

  19. “…Now if he had said ‘drei Gläser’ like this, they wouldn’t have known. Because that’s the German three. Bloody brilliant.”

  20. neo_v

    you left “wax museum” out of the caption

  21. For my next impression, Major Arnold Toht!

  22. SSHGuru

    See this face? I look like a pug, and I still can pick up more women than you.

  23. I’m pretty sure in he and Martina Navratilova will be the same person in about 5 years!

  24. “I’d rather be dead than singing “Satisfaction” when I’m forty-five.”

    he’ll be 70 in a couple weeks

    • Are you fucking nuts? This fucker has taken those songs and turned them into a net worth of £190 million. For that kind of money I’d sing it backwards from the top of a flagpole, in the nude!

      • Pat C

        I think Baron Bleeke was referring to an actual Mick Jagger quote from the 60′s or 70′s. Was Mick fucking nuts? – guess he decided – yes.

  25. Mwaddams

    At the rate Mick keeps aging, Keith will be the youngest looking of the two pretty soon.

  26. I believe that either Kesha’s taste in men or her eyesight may be suspect.

  27. Woone P. Tiggins

    Goddamnit, who opened the Ark?

  28. Blech

    See, it seems easy to have moves like Jagger.

    What’s the big deal?

  29. Skeezix

    A facelift for Mick now leaves enough leftover skin to make his own vagina.

  30. Swearin

    “Nah mate, I wish my fingers was a gun; I’d stick it in my mouth and pull the trigger right now!”

  31. He got the face he deserves…

  32. “One more finger and I can have a threesome with myself.”

  33. Jen N

    ET phone home

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