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Virtuous European manhood once again protects its own against the Mongol housekeeper horde!
So effing cute. He is definitely growing on me….
Okay, we get it, you are an enlightened, nurturing fellow…move on.
His publicist told him to take that baby EVERYWHERE.
Why is he hanging out with Hetty from NCIS LA?
HOW DARE YOU GAZE UPON THE DAUGHTER OF THE SON OF ODIN?
Edna Mode asking him how the super-suit she made fits the baby.
No, you cannot adopt my baby and take it back to Asia with you! Can you imagine how insulted you would be if white people went over to Asia and… oh wait.
He does know he’s allowed to keep it, right?
He’s adopted.
That kid isn’t going to learn how to walk until he’s 37 years old.
Honestly, it’s hard to rag on this guy. There are so many shit-for-brains absentee Hollywood fathers around who take no interest in raising their kids, that it’s nice to an exception..
I’ll got off my soap box now…
He holds her like he means it.
I feel like that’s his only outfit.
no, he finally changed his shirt
“And when I tap my baby against the ground, she becomes Mjolnir, the hammer of Thor!”
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! Sorry! It just occurred to me that this girl is gonna have Miley Cyrus as an aunt! You keep her in that football hold Thor. Bad things are a-comin’.
lol at you for thinking that marriage is ever gonna happen
LOL Good point!
Your daughter’s suit was tricky, but I finally created a sturdy material that can disappear completely as she does. Your suit can stretch as far as you can without injuring yourself, and still retain its shape. Virtually indestructible, yet it breathes like Egyptian cotton.
God I can’t stand this guy.
“Away from my daughter Witch! Thor Odinson Commands it!”
Looks like he’s about to pull a Heisman with the baby.
“Tiny Earth woman, you dare approach the scion of Thor, granddaughter of Odin himself, with no tribute of peppercorn?! I doubt very much it be in thy caffeinated beverage!”
Is that Hetty walking next to him?
mmmm hot AND nurturing!
That poor baby is dressed for fall or winter. Isn’t it warm enough in LA for her to just wear a onesie?
“…so I named you kids after the place you where conceived and what I gave your mothers on this very special dates. Now go to bed, Florida Herpes!”