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  1. No Standards

    He looks shockingly like the Emperor.

  2. Sven Golly

    No dobrah do youngee, con kung, Jabba!

  3. Emma Watson's Vagina

    Hey stupid! you are supposed to be Luke skywalker with Star wars not a Walker from the Walking dead.

  4. Johnny P!

    I thought it was fuckin’ Meatloaf at first…

  5. EricLr

    I guess starring in Corvette Summer makes you a hero forever.

  6. your mom

    I missed the last couple flicks… Did Luke Skywalker get AIDS?

  7. cc

    Looks as though The Force fucked off.

  8. JungleRed

    Wait. Did Leia make a baby with Jabba while she was held captive? God damn Lucas revisions!

  9. all that Star Wars money & ya can’t buy moisturiser or fuckin shampoo?

  10. “Use the FORCE Luke…not FORK! sigh…at least there’s another Skywalker. wait..she what??? dammit!!!”

  11. to be honest, I have that same shirt. Picked it up at Costco in Cabo San Lucas.

  12. Codot

    Say what you want about his looks, he’s still the best fucking Joker ever.

  13. The fork is strong with this one…

  14. Cock Dr

    I blame Lucas for this.

  15. Uncle Jemima

    Looks like Skywalker found the lazyboy recliner.

  16. It’s as if a million grams of carbohydrates screamed out all at once and then were suddenly silenced.

  17. broduh jenner

    it’s like the curse of the star wars. haven’t you guys seen carrie fischer? she is basically at the whole galaxy.

  18. …that’s no moon.

  19. tlmck

    Looks like both Luke and Leia went to the dark side of the all you can eat buffet.

  20. That’s what happens when you realize that you can use the force to get your snacks without having to get up. Once you start, you just can’t stop.

  21. DirtyFighter

    I don’t give a shit what the rest of you say. The man’s a fucking god, he can get as fat as he wants.

  22. Henry

    Rule #28: Try to thaw one-hit wonders prior to the convention.

  23. Dick Hell

    Well, look who’s transformed into a cuddly little womp rat…

  24. Someone Else

    Larry Flint can walk!

  25. neo_v

    so that’s what Darth Vader looks like under the mask…

  26. Gary Busey just thinks he’s welcome everywhere.

  27. SSHGuru

    Spock! I think we’ve gone into the past!

  28. oldfool

    Been hanging out with Dethclock too much.

  29. Sven Golly

    Hopefully Comic-Con panelists don’t have to pass a field sobriety test.

  30. His X-Wing is a double wide.

  31. Aged well, has not..

  32. OedipusFlex

    That’s not true! THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE!!!

  33. He looks like he’s got emphysema or something.

  34. A Jedi may not crave adventure or excitement, but they never said anything about Krispy Kremes and 3-liters of Faygo.

  35. So apparently now, the emperor’s victory IS complete…

  36. Michelle

    What the fuck happened to him. I realize people age but sweet jesus was he throwing flaming bunnies at orphanages to warrant this kind of aging karma?

  37. Michelle

    What the fuck happened to him. I realize people age but sweet jesus was he throwing flaming bunnies at orphanages to warrant this kind of aging karma?

  38. catapostrophe

    Plot twist–Yoda was Luke’s father all along.

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