I’d bang Helen Mirren just on principle. And I’d be willing to bet that she’d be better in bed than 90% of the models that get their pics posted here.
Google “Helen Mirren in a bikini” and get ready for Penile Cognitive Dissonance.
Holy crap. Her bikini pics from 2008 look better than a bunch of the ones Fish posts of chicks 40 years younger.
I just can’t think of her sexually since I saw that movie where she got banged by Cuba Gooding, Jr. And he was playing her stepson.
And here that sells me on it more. Different strokes and all.
She’s still hot, but Google “Helen Mirren young”. She was amazing even back then.
Collectively the saliva exchanged was 638 years old.
I thought this was The Most Interesting Man In The World
I saw Grandmommy kissing Saaaanta Claus….
Mirren is still so fuckable. I totally would.
Mirren is still hot as all hell, but the sound of those two screwing would be like someone crushing a bag of crisps.
eats some mango
“i think it moved”
“Hold on, Judy Dench, you’re next.”
I hope that’s a tattoo at the base of her thumb and not the start of something serious.
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