“What you call me, PUSSY?!”
“I’m talking to my gay lover.”
“That’s what I THOUGHT, asshole”
Looking good Scott, but who’s the hunk in the black shirt?
Don’t sing “Low Places” to me, Garth Brooks!
He is the perfect storm of awful.
Please, let Hayley Stark be real.
“Be sure to put two coats of wax on it, Mencia.”
“Ricky Gervais! I loved you at the Golden Globes! Say “Are you having a laugh?”!”
“Hello, Douchebag Police?”
Your aftershave! I must know. What is it?
Completely natural meeting on the streets with the cameras rolling.
” Make way for I am the douchebag messiah!”
‘…yeah, so I married into a family of Wookiees, blimps, and piss freaks but at least I still have my dignity, right? Right?’
No, I’m retired from being a rent-able twink !
“yea, really, he’s even douchee-er in person”
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Scott Disick in Calabasas. (July 11, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN