So listen… Listen, Chris… I thought of the MOST amazing subplot for our next movie…
I know Hawkeye and Captain America are not supposed to… And hear me out on this.. But what if they got together to make Black widow jealous?
Just to make her jealous… Nothing else, I promise…
According to Monica Rambeau in Nextwave, Cap is gay. Said he was the only Avenger that didn’t hit on her ever. Pretty funny stuff.
Toph, I’m giving you some love on this one. It gave me a chuckle. As for you, Uncle Phil, for christ sakes, crack a window in that basement.;)
…don’t listen to him phil; he’s just jealous of all the hot cosplayer ass you get at comicon …and your honey …he’s jealous of your jugs of honey, too.
First time anyone has ever raced to get the middle, bitch seat.
Captain America is badass.
Don’t even bother trying, Chris. He’s already removed the door handles.
These guys either had one or two too many cocktails, just smoked a joint, or are planning some “fun” that will only include two people.
Travel note to self: Chiltern Firehouse, probable gay nightclub.
“Didn’t we ditch Renner at Del Taco?”
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