I want to the choke the fucking bubbly life out of her.
Evil never dies.
…there’s a different configuration of those words that i would totally agree with.
Despite the initial anguish she felt after chocking Kermit to death, due to her insane hunger cravings, Kelly chose to savour the sweet, sweet Muppet blood of beloved victim.
That’s her meal for the month. Tune in next month when she eats a sliver of mango.
Grudge fuck for sure.
…why grudge? just fuck…
“Then I lick the tip, like this. Its called a Consuelos.”
It looks like she’s giving Shrek a handjob and doing imaginary tequilla shots. So is pot legal in NY now too?
“Ewwww…it tastes sort of musky and a little bit salty. All in all, though, not too terribly bad. I think I want to try it again.”
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