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  1. Mocha Frappuccino® Blended Beverage

    Nutrition Facts Per Serving (16 fl oz)
    Calories 400 Calories from Fat 140

    % Daily Value*
    Total Fat 15g 23%
    Saturated Fat 9g 45%
    Trans Fat 0g
    Cholesterol 50mg 17%
    Sodium 0mg 0%
    Total Carbohydrate 64g 22%
    Dietary Fiber 1g 4%
    Sugars 60g
    Protein 5g
    Vitamin A 10%, Vitamin C 0%, Calcium 15%, Iron6%
    Caffeine 110mg**
    *Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.
    **Each caffeine value is an approximate value.

  2. Cock Dr

    Anyone having sex with Kelly never has to worry about being punctured by sharp protruding hip bones. She looks like a very comfortable ride.

  3. Still hotter than most women.

  4. anonymous

    Fuck…don’t get me wrong. I’d bang her without a doubt. She’s got a permanent place on my top ten.

    But damn …when when yoga pants can’t reshape it and make it look good; it’s time to rethink the high calorie Starbucks.

  5. Still splush.

    Yet… you would think her bodybuilding boyfriend would have been of help to lose some weight.

    Which beg the question… is she pregnant?

  6. Those caramel frappuchino machiatto’s are going straight to her tits.

  7. Buwahahaha

    You think she is one of those people who wear workout clothes and pose on bikes and shit but never actually does anything? She’s been getting bigger and bigger and pretty soon even Don will be saying uncle.

  8. cc

    Honey I love women with some meat on them but…put down that fuckin’ shake!

    • As a previously fat white chick, I have to say that there is some validity to the ‘black men like fat white chicks’ stereotype. I’m thinking the boyfriend may be partially to blame for the shake in her hand.

      • Hehe, Hehehe. “Shake in her hand”, heheeeee. Sorry.

      • …your expertise on racial dating dynamics and your own self-loathing aside, if you’re using that word while in any way referencing her, you have just as fucked up a definition of what “fat” is as most white people (see, i can make racist generalizations too!) …speaking as a current black man, we call this “thick” …melissa mccarthy is “fat”. (BTW: mellisa maccarthy, mama june, adele, keely shaye smith…all gettin’ banged by white dudes, so…)

      • I never said she was fat, nor did I once imply anything that even comes close to self-loathing. I referred to the high-calorie drink in her hand and nothing more. I also said ‘some validity’, as in ‘I have experienced this situation first hand’, not ‘this is a fucking universal truth that applies to everyone’ .

        Your ability to read what is written without imposing unspoken assumptions onto it needs a lot of work. You do it all the time on here.

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