1. “Are you going to go my way?”

  2. You guys know you can’t swim right?

  3. dbag

    “I Know What You Did Last Summer…In Da Hood!”

  4. Dormant Canadian

    Miley Cyrus stole black people’s moves, so it’s only natural they steal hers.

  5. Short Round

    Denzel you have something on your face… No, the other side.

  6. “Hey! Stop them! I think those to ‘dusky-hued gentlemen’ are stealing that boat…”

  7. JimBB

    Denzel was so great in Pulp Fiction.

  8. Man, I seen it just like This on Dexter… hand me that tape..

  9. “Hey… where the white girls at?”

  10. cc

    They are going on a 3 hour tour.

  11. j/k

    Going to a Shemar Moore beach party.

  12. Cap'n Obvious

    You may be cool, but you will never be “Hanging on a boat with Lenny and Denzel” cool.

  13. dontkillthemessenger

    If there’s a woman named Natalie Wood on that boat with them, I’m sure it’s just a coincidence.

  14. “Hey, Lenny, what’s up with this coke? My damn nose will not stop running.”
    “Coke? What coke? Oh shit, man, that was salt for the fried chicken I packed.”

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