Lenny Kravitz and Denzel Washington in Positano, Italy. (July 10, 2014) -Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
“Are you going to go my way?”
You guys know you can’t swim right?
You can hardly blame us, after all we are weighted down in the middle by a tremendous anchor.
Your belly-button is that big?
“I Know What You Did Last Summer…In Da Hood!”
Miley Cyrus stole black people’s moves, so it’s only natural they steal hers.
Denzel you have something on your face… No, the other side.
“Hey! Stop them! I think those to ‘dusky-hued gentlemen’ are stealing that boat…”
Denzel was so great in Pulp Fiction.
Man, I seen it just like This on Dexter… hand me that tape..
“Hey… where the white girls at?”
They are going on a 3 hour tour.
Going to a Shemar Moore beach party.
You may be cool, but you will never be “Hanging on a boat with Lenny and Denzel” cool.
If there’s a woman named Natalie Wood on that boat with them, I’m sure it’s just a coincidence.
“Hey, Lenny, what’s up with this coke? My damn nose will not stop running.”
“Coke? What coke? Oh shit, man, that was salt for the fried chicken I packed.”
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