superficial

  1. “Don’t freak out Gerald. That dragon can’t hurt you, it’s probably not even real. Just maintain until we get back to the hotel.”

  2. I can’t believe I just stuck my wank in a dragon and it’s not burning

  3. Swearin

    How To Potty Train Your Dragon

  4. Short Round

    MY, what large teeth you have! Ohh, you’re a GIRL dragon!!! Hey, is there a Porta Potty around… You’re right a Porta Potty won’t work here… a hangar?

  5. JimBB

    It’s an impressive dude who can convince Julia Roberts to appear in her true form.

  6. What’s the scoop on this guy? He always seems to be skulking about aimlessly, looking around to be sure he’s not going to get caught doing something or other…

  7. anonymous

    Gerard Butler always looks like he ready to yell the work “Fuck!” at any given moment.

  8. That’s the fanciest Porta-Potty I have ever seen.

  9. cc

    I suppose ‘…walking out of a bar’ is redundant.

  10. dontkillthemessenger

    Siri, how do you clean vomit off of a silver dragon while in Brazil?

    Gerard, what the fuck are you up to now?

  11. This. Is. SKYRIM!

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