1. Triiilvium

    “OMG! I’m so much better looking than you!”

  2. Phoenix

    “Awesome. I think the paps finally spotted my camel toe. With any luck, they might mistake me for someone famous and put me in a magazine or something.”

  3. Always bring your dumpy friend to make yourself look better.

  4. JimBB

    With Sith always two there are…a master and a ugly friend.

  5. “So, If you were to eat well, work out regularly, take a poise class, get a total makeover, including your hair, a mani and a pedi…THEN could you be a gorgeous super model like me? Not a chance in hell.”

  6. cc

    Come a little closer and I’ll tell you all about revealing camel toe.

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