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“Nope, that’s the basketball. Keep shaking her, I know my keys are in there somewhere.”
+1. Better than what I was thinkin’
+1 Far beyond my best effort, so I’m just gonna move on.
+10
We’re not worthy, we’re not worthy.
Excellent!
For the win.
notice how he’s trying his best to avoid touching her armpits
Congratulations on the delivery, Deena. Now all the haters will know that the orange skin is genetic.
You shoot ping-pong balls, I shoot basketballs! Score board, bitches!
+ LOTS
Not shown: the ambulance taking Pauly to the hospital for ruptured hernia.
She does like being slapped with balls down there.
Pauly D convinces Deena to try a little “rim action”.
I don’t deal with doctored pics. How do you casually lift the enforcer?
And then he passed out from the smell of her BV
Wouldn’t it have just been easier to invent an anti-gravity machine for her?
IT’S A BOY!
“Aaagh! My ovary!”
“And Snooki can only do it with a golf ball but she gets all the attention.”
She queefed out a Spalding!
AGAIN: ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING MIDGETS
Skeezy white women cant jump, but they can take a basket ball up the vajayjay.