1. Oh CHRIST! Stop smiling. I’ll never make fun of your sourpuss again.

  2. Contusion

    She must have been confused and thought the press asked her to imitate Shirley MacLaine.

  3. JC

    This is what happens when you rely on electric shocks to force someone to smile.

  4. If her adopted son is not the next Rob Zombie when he grows up, I’ll make photo-boy eat a turd…

  5. Oscar

    Sherman Klump?

  6. alex

    She can still wear a bikini but her face….

  7. ADamnShame

    That can’t be human. I see an Ancient Aliens episode devoted to that photograph.

  8. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    “The race is not to the swift…” — Blurry old lady

  9. Crabby Old Guy

    That gal’s got 50-pounds of face stuffed into a 25-pound noggin.

  10. dontkillthemessenger

    How nice… Katherine brought her younger sister with her.

  11. Warren Piece

    “He he hAaaaa Snarf! Cough! Horf! Heee he heeeeeee! Snarf! Ha! Cough!”

  12. Visible Ink

    Let this be a lesson to everyone. Choose carefully what hot young chick you jerk off to. I’m apologizing to my dick as we speak.

  13. Mike Walker

    I can picture her sitting in a rocker, knitting a dildo cozy.

  14. Nooken

    Turned the ham key one to many times on the face tightener

  15. cc

    That’s one more laugh than she got out of her last comedy.

  16. Whattaya mean I look like Paula Dean?

  17. CK

    Stroke much?

  18. jeffiner

    her old lady transformation is complete.

  19. Kids: do NOT run the floor buffer over your forehead!

  20. DonDrapersDad

    DAAAAAAAAMN. Phyllis Diller looks AWESOME!

  21. USDA Prime McBeef

    Loved her in Star Wars. “It’s a trap!!!” Classic.

  22. Perplexity

    Ms. Heigl enjoying the Entertainment Tonight wind tunnel microphone. Only her ex knew she loved to get blown in the face so much.

  23. Codot


  24. JK

    Her mom always warned her if she kept it up her face would get stuck that way.

  25. tlmck

    There’s Madame, but where is Wayland Flowers?

  26. I really love this woman, but this picture is fucking awful. And fer fucksake, Katherine, start wearing bangs to help frame your face.

  27. PirateHunter


  28. when did they greenlight the white Madea movie?

  29. onos

    “My only true love, darling. I live for furs. I worship furs! After all, is there a woman in all this wretched world who doesn’t?”

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