1. Contusion

    Shirley MacLaine tries desperately to suck the life out of Julia Roberts.

  2. Dick Hell

    Enough with the lesbian kisses already, Madonna!

  3. Colin

    MUST. STEAL. YOUTH. AND. BEAUTY… Aw shit… Someone already got to this one.

  4. K-Tron

    Oh, no, Julia! Use the Patronus charm!

  5. Bewbs

    Julia Roberts and Shirley MacLaine shotgunning a bong rip at the 4/20 convention in Boulder, CO.

  6. Warren Piece

    Ummm… Shirley… the life’s already been sucked out of this one’s career.

  7. Skip Ridiculous

    I’ll swallow your SOUL!

  8. FussyHussy

    “I saw this in the good Snow White Movie; you know, the one you weren’t in.”

  9. I’m tired and I’m drawing a blank, so here is a list of some of the most overly used and redundant remarks seen in The Superficial. Multiple choice — choose the one you like best:

    __ Kill it. Kill it with fire.
    __ Pippa?
    __ Nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom…
    __ Blah, blah, blah, black microphone blah, blah, blah, blah…
    __ Amirite?
    __ There’s always someone in the background saying it with their eyes…
    __ Not a single fuck was given…

  10. Postcards From The OH MY GOD LOOK AT HER HANDS!

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