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Are his eyes growing closer together?
Perhaps one of the parents was a cyclops.
I was thinking his ears were growing further apart.
If you squint (or are drunk) it turns into one Leela style eye. Also, where is his douchebro Terry Richardson to document someone taking a picture of him?
This is the one thing about him that made me find him so creepy & weird. Men who have this trait frequently have pinched personalities, plus he seems so douchey to begin with.
What an ugly, ugly man. He reminds me of a Jawa from the Star Wars movie.
I was thinking more Ewok.
Really? I was thinking more Jar Jar Binks.
I was thinking one of Jabba the Hutt’s turds, a la Mr Hankey.
he’s a douche
Has anyone seen that episode of Charmed where Shannen Doherty turned into a man? Well, now you pretty much have.
I was totally trying to place what woman he resembled and I think you nailed it.
He’s like the hipster’s Jesus, but you’ve probably never heard of him…
Totally looks like Katy Perry in that “hot chicks with beards” thing. Ironically, if Jared Leto and Katy Perry were a couple, she would be the beard.
Like someone carved an asshole out of wood
What’s with the terrorist looks some of these dudes are sporting?
“So here’s how we escaped the Phantom Zone….”
I have never ever punched anyone, but I really don’t think I could restrain myslef if I ever saw this guy in person. I just can’t deal with how ridiculous he is.
Is it just me or the level of ugly men jealously in the comments is reaching dangerous proportions?
I haven’t seen that look on a man since a homeless dude asked me for money in the 80′s.
I am pretty sure that he’s saying ‘literal interpretation’.
Those troll eyes are mesmerizing….
He’s reenacting that bit where he cradled Travolta’s balls.
Looks like a chick with…. beard
I thought it was Giovanni Ribisi with a beard.
“yes, but what if I was a JUGGLING bearded lady? “
“Someday I’m going to grow my beard all the way out to here. That way, if food falls off my fork, my clothes will be spared and I’ll have a snack for later.”
“Wait, so the giant lapels on my unnecessary peacoat are THAT obvious?
“Would I say I am the second coming of Christ? Of course not. But I do have many young people who believe in me and my message; I have this awesome beard to help me relate to the common man; and there are potentially thousands of people who want to murder me.”
I’ve never loathed someone so much without knowing why.
He outdouches the king of all douchebags. Who, ironically, is also him.
I’m telling you, he’s Dorian Gray
Whatever fellas… he’s a beautiful man, get over it.
Finally someone with common sense :D
beautiful or not, this picture is fucking hilarious!
“I wanted to create music that was moving. So it meant a lot to me when people got up out of their seats and walked out.”