superficial

  1. They spelled ‘simian’ wrong.

  2. It was just a matter of time before they made a Mask sequel. Though, I didn’t know Rocky Dennis had a sister.

  3. Elvis would still wanna hit that, since her face looks like a fried peanut butter and banana sandwich. Thankyouverymuch!

  4. So I had a wife. She was beautiful, like you. Who tells me I worry too much. Who tells me I ought to smile more. Who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks. One day, they carve her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can’t take it. I just want to see her smile again. I just want her to know that I don’t care about the scars. So… I stick a razor in my mouth and do this…

    …to myself. And you know what? She can’t stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I’m always smiling!

  5. elephantman

    Wait till they get a load of me!

  6. EricLR

    Somehow still looks better than Lisa Kudrow.

  7. GLT

    Wait, is that Terrance or Philip? I always get them confused.

  8. That is just sad.

  9. TheGhost

    She looks like one of those full face transplant patients

  10. Maybe she’s born with it or maybe it’s Playdoughlline.

  11. This is a fucking travesty given how naturally beautiful she was.

  12. Robb7

    Industrial filler — works every time.

  13. I swear I thought this was Chyna.

  14. Didn’t know Carrot Top was a drag queen.

  15. Jenn

    Sad she felt so desperate to hold onto her youth that she let some fruitcake inject her face with industrial grade BS. She was still so beautiful before that.

  16. BettyRubble

    Unless you don’t mind walking around like this for the rest of your life, think twice before you piss off a chimp.

  17. She looks how the South Park Guys draw Canadians.

  18. Boobooloo

    I want to play a game.

  19. cc

    The ‘Slim Hope Foundation’? What’s that, a benevolent organization for pessimists?

  20. Inky Black

    Was she attacked by bees?

  21. jj

    that same puppet was on saturday night a couple weekends ago. ….back in grenada

  22. sitsdeep

    She had work done after the Comprachicos worked on her?

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