They spelled ‘simian’ wrong.
Kudos, Mr. Smackup!
Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!
It was just a matter of time before they made a Mask sequel. Though, I didn’t know Rocky Dennis had a sister.
Elvis would still wanna hit that, since her face looks like a fried peanut butter and banana sandwich. Thankyouverymuch!
No, Thankyouverymuch. Hilarious.
So I had a wife. She was beautiful, like you. Who tells me I worry too much. Who tells me I ought to smile more. Who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks. One day, they carve her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can’t take it. I just want to see her smile again. I just want her to know that I don’t care about the scars. So… I stick a razor in my mouth and do this…
…to myself. And you know what? She can’t stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I’m always smiling!
Wait till they get a load of me!
Somehow still looks better than Lisa Kudrow.
Wait, is that Terrance or Philip? I always get them confused.
That is just sad.
She looks like one of those full face transplant patients
Maybe she’s born with it or maybe it’s Playdoughlline.
This is a fucking travesty given how naturally beautiful she was.
Industrial filler — works every time.
I swear I thought this was Chyna.
Didn’t know Carrot Top was a drag queen.
Sad she felt so desperate to hold onto her youth that she let some fruitcake inject her face with industrial grade BS. She was still so beautiful before that.
Unless you don’t mind walking around like this for the rest of your life, think twice before you piss off a chimp.
She looks how the South Park Guys draw Canadians.
I want to play a game.
The ‘Slim Hope Foundation’? What’s that, a benevolent organization for pessimists?
Was she attacked by bees?
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