Alice Cooper performs during the Shock Therapy tour in Los Angeles. (June 6, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Marilyn Manson, take notice….this is how you do it.
Welcome to his nightmare…having to still do this shit at 65 years old.
If you need to get out of the house to get away from the wife, and get a BJ from some 20 something hot thing what better excuse?
He’s worth about $40 million,
If I was him I would be enjoying my money..ON WEED
Its just not shocking if a grandpa has been doing it for the last 40 years.
Calm down PETA freaks, this snake is very adept at scaling dead wood.
The things you have to do to afford golf club membership.
Gramps still sells the tickets.
“I’m getting out of here. In the ’80s, I was wrapped around a naked Nastassja Kinski, and now I’m reduced to this shit.”
“I’m eight-y and I like it!”
Cooper abruptly announced the cancellation of all remaining tour dates and immediately launched his new career as a comic book villain.
Say what you want about ol’ Vince…he took the name of the band (which was a really fucking good band), became an ultra-right-wing talk show host in Detroit…but I still think he’s great.
Saw him in ’89. Thought he’d be a joke, but he wasn’t. Vince-aka-Alice is the real deal no matter what side of the political spectrum he stands on. And he’s in another universe of rock compared to the autotuned teenaged Disney SHITHEADS currently shitting in my ear on the radio. Mary Manson isn’t a fart in this guy’s presence.
You could always change the station.
Once again, I have to respect this legend.
“Hi, I’m Harry, the guy with the snake on his face!”
…you’re either showing your age, or, your impressive comedy knowledge, either way; good one!
There’s Something About Alice.
Sadly, the snake is the only thing on him that can get erect.
I will take my thumbs down now.
“Stay in school kids!”
Seriously, is there a snake on my head?
…everybody else sees the snake, right?
Alice Cooper, or Annunaki Cooper? You decide.
There’s always a snake on your head saying it with his eyes.
Just how in bloody hell did he get Ashton Kutcher to wrap himself around his neck like that?
This is kind of what I imagine it would look like if Britney tried to recapture her glory days at her next concert.
“Now I’d like to take a moment to talk to you…about Jesus.”
If I can only get to the beam, I´ll hang Gramps and put on a real show…
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