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  1. Marilyn Manson, take notice….this is how you do it.

  2. If I was him I would be enjoying my money..ON WEED

  3. Smapdi

    Its just not shocking if a grandpa has been doing it for the last 40 years.

  4. dontkillthemessenger

    Calm down PETA freaks, this snake is very adept at scaling dead wood.

  5. The things you have to do to afford golf club membership.

  6. Cock Dr

    Gramps still sells the tickets.

  7. “I’m getting out of here. In the ’80s, I was wrapped around a naked Nastassja Kinski, and now I’m reduced to this shit.”

  8. Minky Wail

    “I’m eight-y and I like it!”

  9. The Original Shawn

    Cooper abruptly announced the cancellation of all remaining tour dates and immediately launched his new career as a comic book villain.

  10. Edward Elizabeth Hitler

    Say what you want about ol’ Vince…he took the name of the band (which was a really fucking good band), became an ultra-right-wing talk show host in Detroit…but I still think he’s great.

    Saw him in ’89. Thought he’d be a joke, but he wasn’t. Vince-aka-Alice is the real deal no matter what side of the political spectrum he stands on. And he’s in another universe of rock compared to the autotuned teenaged Disney SHITHEADS currently shitting in my ear on the radio. Mary Manson isn’t a fart in this guy’s presence.

  11. Once again, I have to respect this legend.

  12. IAmAGuest

    “Hi, I’m Harry, the guy with the snake on his face!”

  13. Vladimir

    There’s Something About Alice.

  14. Sadly, the snake is the only thing on him that can get erect.

  15. “Stay in school kids!”

  16. Vlad

    Seriously, is there a snake on my head?

  17. SMB

    …everybody else sees the snake, right?

  18. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    Alice Cooper, or Annunaki Cooper? You decide.

  19. There’s always a snake on your head saying it with his eyes.

  20. Just how in bloody hell did he get Ashton Kutcher to wrap himself around his neck like that?

  21. This is kind of what I imagine it would look like if Britney tried to recapture her glory days at her next concert.

  22. “Now I’d like to take a moment to talk to you…about Jesus.”

  23. deathtoAlice

    If I can only get to the beam, I´ll hang Gramps and put on a real show…

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