superficial

  1. alex

    “I don’t want to see that!”

    (lets see how many of you get that reference)

    • SMB

      …dude, “the comeback” was my shit!!! (it getting cancelled is one of the greatest travesties in the history of everything) …but …damn …she’s only 49 …does she sleep every night with a wet towel on her face??? WTF…

  2. I don’t even want to be friends.

  3. Nick Nolte’s lap-band surgery went…. well?

  4. I’d say it definitely hasn’t been her day, her week, her month, or even her year.

  5. caley

    “So, no one told me life was gonna be this way…”

  6. Captain Jerk

    THe lyrics to her sitcom go a little something like this:

    Thank you for being a friend
    travel down the road and back again
    Your heart is true your a pal and a confidant.

    And if you through a party
    Invited everyone you ever knew
    You would see the biggest gift would be from me
    And the card attached would say thank you for being a friend.

  7. Rough. Really rough. Or may that should be “Ruff. Really. Ruff!”

  8. The Brown Streak

    The rings on the shirt signifies the number of centuries someone has been alive.

  9. Wow! I see that blow dryer really DID do Justin Bieber some good!

  10. I would also look scared if I was followed by a disembodied hand holding a pen.

  11. Smelly celebrity, oh smelly celebrity,
    It’s not your fault!

  12. Joe Blow

    I’ll bet she has a really smelly cat down there.

  13. EricLR

    I’ll be weared for you…

  14. needAnAlias

    at least she decided to age naturally, unlike these two frozen in time: http://www.imdb.com/media/rm4072715520/nm0588096

  15. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    Born July ’63. At 50 you get the face you deserve.

  16. You guys skip ahead to Priscilla Presley, and then bring your asses right back here and apologize to Ms. Kudrow.

  17. cc

    She needs to make friends with sunscreen and moisturizer.

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