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  1. “Can you understand the words comin’ outta my mouth? I said you a little douchebag!”

  2. LMAO, Chris Tucker shut it down. His face summed up how everyone feels about this little douchebag.

  3. ThisWillHurt

    “Hm, very slender neck with soft skin. That makes for an easy access to his pressure points, and requiring very little effort to snap his neck at the base. Security cameras allow for a five second window for me to slip in undetec- Oh shit. Everyones clapping. Ya Jackie Chan!”

  4. Smapdi

    “Hey ya’ll! My dad says he’s gonna buy me a spot here too! Sorry, Chris, me first!”

  5. Is that little fucktard trying to grow a mustache?

  6. EricLR

    “Chris Tucker Puts World Out of Misery, Kills Jaden Smith” would make a lovely headline.

  7. I was thinking of hand-to-hand combat between this punk and Bieber, but it would be a no-win situation: one of them would surely survive.

  8. Looks as if he is trying to grow a mustache.

  9. In every photo like this, there’s a Chris Tucker, saying it all with the look on his face.

  10. Chris Tucker nailed it.

  11. Chris Tucker’s face is revealing what his pimp hand is about to express to the talentless little prick.

  12. Chris Tucker would become my all-time favorite performer if he’d get up and kick the shit out of that little dickbag.

  13. Jenn

    It’s Friday, I shoulda stayed home and got high, instead I’m up here listenin to this ugly little Fresh Prince Mutha Fucker.

  14. I wish he was saying, “You got knocked da FUCK out!”.

  15. “C’mon, cloooose the mouth. Close it. Close it. CLOSE IT!

    …*twitch*”

    …and that was the day Jaden Smith became the first “celebrity” at the Chinese Theater to leave an impression of his face in the concrete outside.

  16. Jentilly

    That’s not Jaden, he’s smiling and his eyebrows are at a normal height

  17. sitsdeep

    Not to worry, this “chile” is going to get his, probably sooner than later. Not from me, I am a pacifist, he will bring it on himself.

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