and your name is….Perfection!
Thank you Kate.
Please more of Kate. Oh I despise her husband X 1000000, lucky SOB.
It gets worse.
How much worse?
She told Glamour magazine: “I’m the worst wife in the cooking department. I always thought you can’t be good at food and sex, but you can always order the food in.
“I’d rather he didn’t order in the sex.”
So she puts a lot of effort into sexually pleasing her husband and sees it as her most important task in the marriage.
You have my permission to leave the room for five minutes to weep manly tears of regret, then pull yourself together and come back here to ogle some more hapless female celebrities.
Oh please have a sex tape!
If one comes out, I will need lube, tissues, a 60 inch HD TV, a babysitter, a hotel room for two nights, and probably some reconstructive surgery and after care.
And that’s what you’ll look like one day when you reach puberty, Taylor Swift.
Taylor Swift would need full-body reconstructive surgery to look anywhere near as good as this.
If there ever was such a thing as perfection, she is it. Not a bad word to say about her.
PLUS, she’s smart and funny!
How long have you been friends?
I’ve met her. She’s actually a dream. Hot, smart, super nice and very cool. She doesn’t do nudes anymore, so I guess I’ll go and watch one of her older films today…like Haunted.
Kate Beckinsale is an underachiever: she won writing awards at university and could easily have become a novelist or screenwriter in her own right. She hasn’t begun to tap all of her talent, but yes, she is brainy as well as beautiful.
she really works dat ass
Sweet mother of Jesus, it is not humanly possible to be this perfect.
She’s not quite Naomi Watts, buts she’s close on the perfection scale.
Nah I heard she smokes cigarettes. Forget it.
The one chick I would forgive for smoking 3 packs a day. But then again I’d lick her ass crack and put my face in her muff after she had worked out for an hour and not showered.
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