Tom Cruise at 'The Daily Show with Jon Stewart' in New York City. (June 5, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Cruise sideboob, Asian awkwardness, and black unimpressed-ness…. what more can a picture have?
Tits. Just sayin.
That was covered in sideboob. True trifecta right hurr!
The guy in the Puma shirt. That’s the same look Elliot Rodger had in every single social situation he’s ever been in.
LMAO! That’s so wrong it’s right.
I think that Asian dude just heard his girlfriend agree to go to the scientologist gangbang, er, orientation.
If you’re going to be a racist shitbag, at least be funny.
It’s the Ching Chong Ding Dong Foundation for Sensitivity to Orientals or…. Whatever. Founded by Stephen Colbert.
If GPB is trying to make a Stephen Colbert reference, it’s a weak joke. The joke presumes Tom Cruise is racist or has an extensive history of racism against minorities and thus he is trying to “satirize” Tom Cruise like Colbert was satirizing Redskins owner Daniel Snyder. Tom Cruise is not known for being racist. He’s known for being a Scientology freak who jumps on couches. So the Ching Chong Ding Dong reference requires too many leaps to get a laugh. Only Stephen Colbert fans will immediately think, “I get it. Haha. Clever.” True comedy will telepath the punchline a few micro-seconds before it is written or spoken and does not require explanation. I expect more from the Superficial commenters.
Pee-pee doo-doo so funny!
Tom Clooz Ruvz the Cock
Puma Shirt guy heard the ultimate Scientology pickup line.
“What do you mean your son isn’t gay, Ms Wang?? Do you know how rich I am?”
Tom Cruise is the Hulk now? Goddamnit, Joss Whedon…
Tom: “So, you’re saying if I sign this autograph for you, I get to have your young, handsome brother in the blue Puma shirt for at least 3 days?”
Young Asian girl: “Oh hell ya, Mr. Cruise. He’s all yours!”
Young Asian boy in Puma shirt who knows he’s about to get anally popped: “Oh Shit. I didn’t sign up for this crap!!”
Yup, just wear a shirt two sizes too small.
That’s the ticket.
Only people who know how full of shit you are, will care.
Not that I think he’s full of shit.
“You…made…Cruise…MAD! Now Cruise SMASH!!!”
I’ve never seen someone say “TCLTC” with his eyes before. Well done, kid.
See, here’s a picture of you when you could still wear that shirt without any danger of a blowout.
I don’t enjoy being hit on by the gays either..
I’m sure we’re lining up in screaming queues.
Does your brother want go for a ride on my jet?
Puma shirt guy, nor the black guy, were really down with the ass sale transaction puma shirt sister was making on behalf of puma shirt guy.
That is the look of someone that saw through the busting buttons and caught a glimpse of Tom cruise’s under-thetan. Now wishing he could vomit the memory.
Imagine the shock Dong felt, after traveling all the way from Japan
to meet his life long movie hero, that Tom Cruise was really no bigger
than anyone else in his home prefecture.
“Now I’m in the mood for some young guy!”
“First, Show me the money!”
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