1. MisterSuccint

    I thought Pink popped the kid out already.

  2. Cock Dr

    Character actors can be any age, shape or size. Here’s proof.

  3. Deacon Jones

    He looks like he’s got a rock hard gut. If that’s possible.

  4. It had to be said

    Dare ain’t no bodies in dis trunk, but I feel like I got Johnny Twotimes wedged right into my balls, into my balls.

  5. Jon Hex

    Cau-sal-i-ty n. 1. PRINCIPLE OF CAUSE AND EFFECT the principle that everything that happens must have a cause See pictured.

  6. UnholyKrep

    I don’t think that skirt is the appropriate length for old guy grocery shopping. Think he wanted to go with just below the knee, say kilt length.

  7. cc

    ‘Don’t Do It’…just ‘Don’t Do it’.

  8. If roughing you is wrong, I dont want to be right

    Inmates are so unreliable, now Uncle Pauly have little choice but to do the food shopping himself.

  9. blonde

    mangina is nom nom nomming those shorts right up!

  10. baron of all media

    Jeez, guys! Anyone with eyes can tell that this is Paul Sorvino’s head cropped on top of Jennifer Love Hewitt’s torso and Tara Reid’s legs.

  11. Fletch

    Read previous comment about Jack and then apply the opposite to this. Paul’s a bad ass but this doesn’t work out too good.

  12. Maggie

    In those bags is proof that Snooki was a man all along.

  13. Jill_Ess

    I get gas pains just looking at this photo.

  14. One, two, AH AH three nips!

  15. Dave Mustaine

    Pauly. WTF? Did you eat Mira?

  16. Reminds me of the time I lived out every man’s fantasy — the father/daughter threesome — with him and his daughter.

  17. hbw

    Look at that penis button, is he Kelly Ripa’s dad?

  18. Amy

    Can the paparazzi leave Arnold’s maid alone? She’s just trying to go grocery shopping.

  19. dontlooknow

    His skirt is caught in his crotch a la “people of walmart”.

  20. TomFrank

    “Paulie may have moved slow, but damn, did he have nice legs for a man.”

  21. fapappy

    Yup..thats the look I’m goin for, thanks Mirror, you always did have my back.

  22. Asoto

    WTF?! How does gravity allow this?

  23. Amazing! Male pregnancy has finally been achieved.

  24. RHawk

    Dear God, why isn’t Greenpeace trying to pull his ass back in the water???

  25. KC

    He was going to kidnap someone but he got the munchies and now there’s no room.

  26. m3essential

    aw, hell. we have to go through the whole ‘bad shadows and ill fitting clothes’ thing again?

  27. mnsuperbee

    Why would they EVER do a sequel of Junior??……Aaah because Arnold already HAD the illegitimate baby. Ok, I gotcha.

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