I thought Pink popped the kid out already.
Character actors can be any age, shape or size. Here’s proof.
He looks like he’s got a rock hard gut. If that’s possible.
Dare ain’t no bodies in dis trunk, but I feel like I got Johnny Twotimes wedged right into my balls, into my balls.
Actually it’s Jimmy Twotimes, but i like your energy
Cau-sal-i-ty n. 1. PRINCIPLE OF CAUSE AND EFFECT the principle that everything that happens must have a cause See pictured.
I don’t think that skirt is the appropriate length for old guy grocery shopping. Think he wanted to go with just below the knee, say kilt length.
I agree. This look is definitely more for evenings.
‘Don’t Do It’…just ‘Don’t Do it’.
Inmates are so unreliable, now Uncle Pauly have little choice but to do the food shopping himself.
mangina is nom nom nomming those shorts right up!
Jeez, guys! Anyone with eyes can tell that this is Paul Sorvino’s head cropped on top of Jennifer Love Hewitt’s torso and Tara Reid’s legs.
Read previous comment about Jack and then apply the opposite to this. Paul’s a bad ass but this doesn’t work out too good.
In those bags is proof that Snooki was a man all along.
I get gas pains just looking at this photo.
One, two, AH AH three nips!
Pauly. WTF? Did you eat Mira?
Reminds me of the time I lived out every man’s fantasy — the father/daughter threesome — with him and his daughter.
Look at that penis button, is he Kelly Ripa’s dad?
Can the paparazzi leave Arnold’s maid alone? She’s just trying to go grocery shopping.
His skirt is caught in his crotch a la “people of walmart”.
“Paulie may have moved slow, but damn, did he have nice legs for a man.”
Yup..thats the look I’m goin for, thanks Mirror, you always did have my back.
WTF?! How does gravity allow this?
Amazing! Male pregnancy has finally been achieved.
Dear God, why isn’t Greenpeace trying to pull his ass back in the water???
He was going to kidnap someone but he got the munchies and now there’s no room.
aw, hell. we have to go through the whole ‘bad shadows and ill fitting clothes’ thing again?
Why would they EVER do a sequel of Junior??……Aaah because Arnold already HAD the illegitimate baby. Ok, I gotcha.
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Paul Sorvino in West Hollywood. (June 2, 2011)
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