Listen here, girly. You don’t have Lohan’s boobs to be pulling this look off. So, cut this shit out…

Ya, the tattoos make you look much prettier

This is what happens when you get drunk and pass out; everyone starts drawing on you.

Those horrible tat doodles all over her almost distracted me from noticing that nice outline of her left tit.

Not pictured: Michael Bay leaving with Szors all over him.

trashy

Do you know the muffin man?

That tit is the only thing that saved this picture.

This looks like Katie Holmes with a drug problem.

did she fall asleep & have some kids draw on her? wtf?

Woof.

Shit! She could put someones’ eye out!!